Coming across nudes of someone you’ve had a crush on for years
When I’ve been drinking for 6 hours and my friends ask how I’m doing
When I accidentally click the Photoshop icon on my taskbar because it’s right next to Chrome.
When a girl beckons to me when I’m with my friends at da club
When my wife comes out of the bathroom gagging after I recently took a dump.
Every time I show a girl how hilarious I am
When I pull out a pack of gum in front of a large group of friends
Driving in the car with my friends and my 4-year-old, and Pink comes on the radio. My daughter says, “Daddy, your favorite song!”
When my 5yo cousin challenges me to Mario Kart
Whenever we have meetings on a Monday morning
When I finally realize the cute girl from 5 years ago was flirting with me
When my crush said yes after I asked her out
Working on a group project
When I put on a suit for the first time
When my grandma says she’s glad that I was able to say no to marijuana