When a hot girl is about to choose the seat next to me in the bus
When I make my teenage kid laugh with a GTA reference joke.
When my professor tells us to not use our textbook or the internet for help on our online exam
When I’m watching Friends reruns and my buddy says “I can’t believe we’re older now than they were in season 1
Me and a friend’s reaction when we read that France banned Child Beauty Pageants
When the doctor asks if I’m currently sexually active
When I see she’s happier and better off with someone else
When I see a girl bend over in front of me and I can see down her shirt
When I see an attractive woman and I am with my wife
When I try to furnish my new apartment like a real adult but I keep coming back to IKEA
When I’m crossing the dance floor to get to the bathroom.
When I try to say something while all my friends are talking
When a bite of food is too hot
When I pass a gorgeous sports car while on a date in GTA