The first time without a condom
Immediately regretting sending a text
When pooping and a single water droplet flies up into my ass
When watching a sex scene in a movie with my SO
When my gf convinces me to be the designated driver for her friends
When I buy something from the vending machine but it refuses to drop it
When I see a picture of a girl that I know naked on the internet
Black girls before a fight
Me when my cats start fighting
When my friend’s keep asking me why i don’t want to go out and I’ve run out of BS excuses.
When someone I don’t know waves at someone behind me.
My gf’s face when she uses my computer and I haven’t closed down the porrn tabs
When I fart in a group of my friends
When a girl i’m attracted to says the phrase “my boyfriend”
When the toilet paper is clean after the first wipe