When I’m approaching a red light and it turns to green before I even have to touch the brakes
When I have explosive diarrhea and I walk into a recently cleaned bathroom
When my boss walks in immediately after my coworkers have convinced me to do something stupid
While sitting in calculus class
When I’m third-wheeling with my roommate and his girlfriend and they start fighting
When my 8am professor starts class with a joke
When a girl actually asks for MY number
When I see my crush’s Facebook changed from "In a relationship" to "single"
When I hear the pizza delivery guy
Whenever I win an argument with my wife….
My reaction as an adult being told to eat the fruit in my packed lunch by work colleagues
When you’re nutting and she keeps sucking
When my mom brings up her first time masturbating
When I let out the loudest fart imaginable and look to see if anyone heard
When my crush rejected me on Valentines Day