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March 16, 2017 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Funny Pictures

When my friend gets us tickets to a concert for a band I have never heard of

 

When I achieve the perfect mix of cocaine and alcohol

 

When my girlfriend tells me to take my crown off after we’ve left Medieval Times

 

When I get a $1/hr raise

 

When I mistakenly assume the bird standing on the road in front of me will fly out of the way

 

When anybody in the White House says anything 

 

When my fingers rip through the toilet paper mid-wipe

 

When my 2 friends start randomly arguing about conspiracy theories and I’m trying to figure out when to join in with my findings over the years from secret forums and YouTube documentaries

 

When I beg my wife for pity sex

 

When I ask my dealer if he has any more coke and he asks if pepsi is okay 

 

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  • Tingle

    I know right? The people in the White House are actually working! I don’t believe it either.

    And that toilet paper gif is WHY I don’t do drugs. That person is so fucked in the mind.