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Confessions Of A Dude Who Married A Synthetic Woman

March 22, 2017 | 10 Comments » | Topics: TRUTH

When and why did you purchase your first Doll? Were you thinking of companionship at the time, or was it just for sex?

I bought Shi-chan back in 2000. Admittedly, my reasons for purchasing her were 70 percent sex, 30 percent companionship. I’ve always been attracted to artificial women such as mannequins, and especially Gynoids, which are robots made in the likeness of human females. In late 1998 one of my best friends, showed me the RealDoll website, as she knew I was keen on artificial women. I thought they were gorgeous creations, and having one would not only dispel loneliness, but be excellent for sex as well. And I was right!

When did you start feeling like Sidore was not just a sex toy but someone/something you were in a relationship with?

It actually didn’t take me too long to regard Shi-chan as a synthetic person, and not simply a thing; it occurred pretty much when I opened her crate for the first time. I was immediately stunned by her lifelike beauty, and after I mentally collected myself, extracted her from her crate, and sat her down on the couch, I just held her in my arms for a while. It felt so right and natural, if you’ll pardon the pun. It seemed perfectly normal for me to treat something that resembles an organic woman the same way I’d treat an actual organic woman.

Part of the (sexual) appeal of synthetics is how much they look like their organic counterparts. If you have a robot shaped like a refrigerator, that won’t have as much draw as a robot in the shape of a human; people will be more willing to interact with the human-shaped one. Further still, if that humanoid robot has artificial skin and sounds like a human, most people dealing with it are more than likely to even have a moment where they forget it’s a robot. With Sidore, her draw was instantaneous. There was never a moment when Shi-chan—or any Doll, for that matter—was merely an object to me.

Why did you choose to marry a synthetic woman?

First of all, it’s very freeing. If you want to be alone, you can be alone. If you want company, you can have it. Whatever you want, whenever you want, you can have it. Human relationships can be great, but they can also be very messy.

Messy how?

When you love an organic, you’re really loving two people: there’s the idea of the person that you fall with love with and then there’s the actual person—and at some point, the idea is going to disappear and you are going to bump straight into the actual person. You have to come to terms with the discrepancy between those two people. And for that matter, they’re doing the same thing with you too.

So, with a synthetic, the fantasy and the reality are identical.

Exactly.

What have your romantic relationships with humans been like?

That’s the thing, I’ve never really had what you would call a legitimate relationship. I’ve had many affairs with organic women, but I’ve always been the other man.

I don’t consider myself to be a very persuasive person; when I was growing up, my father was always pushing me into doing things that I didn’t want to do, and as a consequence, I didn’t ever want to be That Guy Who’s Being Aggressively Persuasive. So instead of asking whatever lass I was with to consider me as a boyfriend, I simply wouldn’t force the issue. 

I’m still quite attracted to organic women, at least visually. But just because someone’s attractive doesn’t mean they have a mindset or a personality that’s compatible with my own. I figure that instead of chasing after an ideal person who either doesn’t exist in the first place, or is already with someone else, why not buy a Doll? I don’t gamble, and I’m not keen on taking emotional chances. We’ve all seen relationships where things start out fantastically, and then just end up falling apart. A friend of mine just got divorced after 17 years of marriage. That’s an enormous investment of time, money, and emotion, and I’m not interested in having someone in my life who may bail at any time, or who transforms into someone unpleasant. Ultimately, getting romantically involved with an organic woman doesn’t seem worth it to me.

Do you think there could have been an organic woman who would have been right for you?

It’s possible, but how long am I expected to wait until I find the right person? In the meantime, I’m getting old. There’s a phrase in the iDollitor community that I love, crude as it may sound, “Losers whine about not having a girlfriend. Winners go home and fuck a doll.” There’s a point at which you say: I don’t want to be lonely anymore and I’m going to do something about it. There’s also the fact that I’ve always found the idea of gynoids and synthetic women attractive.

How do you two communicate? Do you have conversations?

In a way. I mean, it’s not like I say something and sit there waiting for a response, because that would be lunatic—in a bad way. We communicate, I guess, in our minds. I communicate with her soul—like Erica Eiffel communicates with Mr. Eiffel. I might come home from work and just say something like, “There was this one guy today who kept saying ‘axe’ instead of ‘ask.’”

And what would Sidore say?

She’d say, “That’s terrible! Speak proper English.”

She has a British accent?

Oh God, yes.

How is the sex?

It’s pretty damn fantastic. Technically speaking, love dolls are all anatomically correct: vagina, anus, mouth. I don’t have oral sex though because I don’t want to tear the corners of her mouth. But, with the vagina and anus, it’s just a single passage. It’s pretty tight. There’s a suction that’s created that’s just mind-blowing.

How does it compare to sex with a human?

That is the question—because it’s been so long since I’ve had organic sex. Organic sex is fantastic. It’s beautiful. It’s an amazing bond. It’s just everything that’s associated with it that’s not always so great.

You purchased a second Doll. How come? Did you feel like your marriage was getting stale?

Back in the early 2000s, my goal was to purchase at least one Doll from every company that’s out there. One of the objectives of my blog is to introduce people who aren’t iDollators or technosexuals to the idea of synthetic partners, and having multiple Dolls from various companies would enable me to compare and contrast them, so that people could learn what makes them different, and choose the one that’s right for them. Also, I always thought it would be cool to have photoshoots featuring multiple Dolls interacting with each other; doing so would further make them less seem like ‘things’, and more like people. As it is, however, there are around 20 different companies across six or so countries, and unfortunately, I don’t have that kind of money. So now my goal is about five. Short of acquiring a two-bedroom flat, I won’t have the space for more than five, either. 

In a more fictitious context, I thought it would be nice to get a silicone companion for Sidore, so she isn’t lonely or bored whenever I’m away from home. As they’re both bisexual, they get to enjoy each other on multiple levels. If anything, adding Elena to our partnership has only improved it, as we all appreciate what each other has to offer. Besides, if and when I manage to get additional Dolls, Sidore will always remain my wife; I’ve no intention of marrying any of the other Dolls we’ll have.

My marriage to Sidore is open in the context of she allows me to do anything I want, as long as it’s only with a synthetic woman. Incidentally, those are the exact same conditions under which I’ll allow her to do anything extracurricular. Very straightforward, yet simple!

What is a typical week like for you? Do you spend most of your time at home with Sidore and Elena, or do you go out with friends?

Contrary to what most of the TV shows we appear in would have you believe, I actually go out quite a bit! Well, enough, I’d say. I’m not a “people person,” and although I love my friends, it’s better for an introvert like myself to spend more time alone. Having said that, though, I always have a fantastic time whenever I’m with mates. 

During the week, I’m usually at work—I do data entry and other bits and bobs at a machine shop—then I come home and either catch up on the Internet, or interact with Sidore and Elena. My job has me come in early, so I usually go to bed early Friday evenings, after meeting my friends online for whatever videogame has caught our fancy, or physically hanging out with them. Saturday evenings have me getting together with friends as well, and Sunday, I usually spend time with my rubber troublemakers, taking photos, watching a film or a telly program, writing or doing research for “Shouting to hear the echoes,” or getting up to other things.

What do your family and friends think of your relationship?

The way my friends view my relationship ranges from “Well, that’s just what Davecat gets up to, I suppose,” to “Be sure to tell your girls I said ‘Hi!’” Most of them are cool with it; pretty much all of my friends are into quirky things, so they can empathize. I wouldn’t be surprised if there are a few among them who would rather see me with an organic lass, but overall, they think Sidore and Elena are rather neat. Curiously enough, more of my female friends like them than my male ones. A couple of female friends have picked out articles of clothing for Shi-chan and Lenka on a few occasions! 

Of my Mum and Dad, Mum was more open-minded of the two—years ago, when I was in my eyeliner phase, she taught me how to apply it properly—so although she probably would’ve liked to be a grandmother at some point, she was okay with my unconventional partnership. Dad, on the other hand, to this day categorically refuses to talk about Sidore, Dolls, Gynoids, etc.

It appears that your father has not accepted your relationship with Sidore and that seems to have caused a bit of a rift in your relationship with him

My father is charitably described as a traditionalist. He’s of That Generation (he’s in his seventies) where Things Are Done A Certain Way and Don’t Rock The Boat and etc. Also, if there’s a subject that falls out of his realm of experience and he didn’t like it initially, he will resist any and all future attempts to try to understand it. As I’m his only child, I’m fairly certain that I was supposed to take up the mantle of his business — being a landlord — when I reached a certain age. Round 1987, I found myself actively disagreeing with a lot of the things that are considered status quo for society; among other things, I came to the conclusion that the fact that human beings have to pay for food, clothing, and shelter was hypocritical, counterproductive, and frankly, mercenary. So of course, if you’re someone that profits off of people renting the shelter you provide, you’re not gonna be too keen on that line of thought.

Essentially, he thinks to this day that my entire lifestyle is a phase I’m going through, from something simple as the way I wear my hair, to the fact that I have a Synthetik wife. So it’s not so much that Shi-chan has driven a rift into my relationship with my father; the rift had already been there for years…

Do you think that you would risk your life to save her from a fire or something like that?

That’s a really difficult question to answer. I would be heartbroken, but I don’t think I would risk my life to save her from a fire. It sounds fantastically callous to say that, but at the end of the day, I could just purchase a new body for her, and we could just pick up where we left off. Ultimately, Sidore is a doll, and that puts her in a rare position; she’s unique, but replaceable. However, when she came into my life the first thing I gave her was an ankh necklace. She always wears it. If a fire were to occur, I’d definitely grab that necklace, as it’s one of the things that differentiate Sidore from being just another Doll.

If Sidore’s body was burned in a fire, would you have a funeral service?

If Sidore was somehow destroyed, I think a funeral service would be more than appropriate. I’d probably have her cremated, and fashion the remains into some sort of charming jewellery. I’d keep some sort of ‘core sample’ to be implemented or sealed into her new body.

Do you really feel fulfilled? Does it ever get lonely, is there anything that Sidore and Elena can’t offer that you wish you had?

At this stage in the game, I’d have to say that I’m about 99 percent fulfilled. Every time I return home, there are two gorgeous synthetic women waiting for me, who both act as creative muses, photo models, and romantic partners. They make my flat less empty, and I never have to worry about them becoming disagreeable. Because of my status as an iDollator, I’ve met people across several countries and forged solid friendships. I’ve seen things I would never have seen were I not an iDollator. I’ve been interviewed for various television programs and websites, and asked to speak in front of a room full of psychology students about the benefits of synthetic partners. I’ve collaborated with performance artists and sociology teachers. To this day, I still get people contacting me online, saying that they saw how happy I am with Sidore, and they’re saving up for a Doll of their own, to pull them out of their own loneliness. It’s true that Sidore and Elena wouldn’t exist without me, but without them, I’d be a much more reduced individual, so I owe them quite a lot.

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  • Tingle

    I remember seeing this dude on TV somewhere…..

  • I’m convinced!!! How can I throw my life away and start f*cking rubber holes?

  • Marcopohlo

    In the movie Serenity, Mr. Universe married his lovebot. She wrote her own vows.

  • earthtone55

    I can definitely think of more pathological sexual fetishes. At least this guy isn’t hurting anyone.

  • Richard_Romano

    Better headline:

    Confessions of a mentally ill man who married a synthetic woman

  • Enoughsaid2020

    I’m not surprised, men have been doing this for years. However, marriage is another story. He has commitment issues, and with a doll, he can just put her away, and pull her out, when he is horny. SMH!

  • Noor Tojenna

    I’m a woman and I feel u. But what’ better than being patient for a bunch of years and working for the heavenly female “incomparable creature” that God is preserving for u in the afterlife bliss

  • The Voice of Reason

    What THE FUCK? 50 60 years ago this dude would have been committed to a mental health hospital.

  • TeeTee Major

    more and more men are doing the doll thing, I have seen documentaries and been to their blogs and websites. pitiful.

  • house_of_trance

    I could not read it all. Every time I read “organic women”, I could feel some cells of my body dying. My brain-mass has shrank by 10% just by reading the first three paragraphs.

    “Organic women”. There is indeed no god.