When my little sister says the movie IT doesn’t sound scary, because she is not afraid of clowns
When you call in sick for work
When your friend starts blabbing about how wild you used to be in front of your new girl
When every episode starts with a recap of the previous episode but i’m binge watching the series
When our friend finally breaks up with his crazy ex-girlfriend
When she hasn’t responded to the message I sent 5 minutes ago
When I realize years later that she didn’t ask me over just to help her study.
Me at a party
When I’m drunk at a party trying to act sober
When I see my crush’s Facebook changed from "In a relationship" to "single"
When you nut but she keeps suckin