Confessions Of A ‘Legal Working Girl’

April 24, 2018 | No Comments » | Topics: Life Experiences

Where do you legally work from?

I started at the Bunny Ranch and moved to The Mustang Ranch.

How did you get into the business?

Long story short. I found Dennis Hof’s number and texted him some pictures. He called me and we talked and I was in. Like I was saying earlier, it doesn’t usually happen that way but I am someone that goes after the things I want.

How many clients would you see in an average day?

I don’t know if I can average because every day is different. I guess somewhere around 4 or 5. The most I ever had in one day was nine. They aren’t all sex. Some are just bj or hj. Some last 5 minutes. You never know.

Do you shower between clients? If not, what is the refreshment routine?

Every single time I shower after seeing a client.

Can you walk me through a typical visit to your establishment? Is it a time based thing? Like say for the sake of argument I cum really fast…is it a one and done?

You come into the restaurant/bar and a lady will approach you. You can tell her who you are interested in. We don’t get offended. You talk to the girl and if you agree to negotiate then you got a negotiation room and discuss and agree on a price.

It is time-based. Some girls are one orgasm and that’s it. Some of us are the opposite. As far as I’m concerned. If you can get erect again and we have time then we will do it again. I believe that if you paid for an hour then that means an hour.

Does a meeting with you have a fixed price, or can the cost go up depending on what the client wants? For example do you do buttstuff with your clients?

No buttstuff for me. About fixed prices. I have an hourly rate which is the normal things. If a client wants to do something out of the ordinary then yes the price will go up.

Does anyone ever walk in and you think “oh Jesus Christ he’s revolting, do I have to have sex with this?”

Yes, there are some guys you just are like “Nope”. I just decline. There is always one of the girls who have no problem with him. If you are wondering if I would think you are revolting I wouldn’t worry. Just be clean, dress nice and casual, have a good attitude, and you will walk out with a big smile on your face and you will sleep like a baby later that day.

Have you ever declined service to a potential customer?

Yes, I have declined customers. After we negotiate a price we do what is called a “dick check”. Basically look for obvious signs of std or other things. Although we use condoms every single time we still would not want to party with someone that has an obvious case of herpes.

I also decline anyone that is drunk, arrogant or an asshole. We have total control over which clients we accept and it’s not worth it to deal with some people.

I had a guy once ask for a discount. He said I should charge less because he had a big dick. HAHAHAAHAH. No, we didn’t party.

Ever catch anything from this work?

No, I have never caught anything. We take std tests every week and I have never had a problem. I have only seen one time did someone fail their test and that is a lot of girls every week for two years.

Have you ever started to “party” thinking the client was fine but then it got scary or inappropriate?

No. I avoid guys and I am very confident. I think guys like that can sense that I am not taking anyone’s crap. We have security and panic buttons. We have armed security and they will be there in 30 seconds flat.

Do you actually enjoy the sex you have with clients?

Yes, if I didn’t I couldn’t do this. I mean not every guy is going to be mind-blowing but generally, if you have made it far enough to the bedroom with me then I was okay with you and will have fun.

Is it always fun? No, it’s not possible.

Do you ever get guys who just want to snuggle and talk?

Yes! A lot of guys want to snuggle and talk. There is this image that you come in, we slap on a condom, we fuck and you get out. Maybe some girls are like that but I am not. You have paid for an hour or whatever so if you cum fast and want to snuggle I am totally fine with that.

A lot of guys talk about things and I don’t mind at all.

Have you had any virgin customer?

Yes, and I get a lot! I love virgins. This will sound weird but I like being the first. You never forget the first. I get younger and older virgins. It’s just one of my things.

Would you teach a client how to be better at sex? 

Oh yeah. A lot of guys ask questions and want to know how to do things better. I have guys ask all the time about things. With virgins, I take them through everything as we go along.

How do you deal with guys that are really really nervous and have performance issues?

A lot of guys are nervous and have performance issues. The key to getting past this for me is to not jump right into it. Foreplay and a little time to calm your nerves can do wonders. Performance issues are the same if it is just because you are nervous.

What size were the biggest and smallest dick you’ve worked with?

Smallest? Two inches maybe. Biggest. Well, this client was a small guy but he pulled out this huge cock. Like Mandingo huge. He only wanted a blow job. Thank God, I don’t think I could take that…seriously.

Do you have a preferred brand of condom?

Have you ever had married couples as customers? 

Oh yeah, and they are a lot of fun. I just watch to make sure that there is not a jealousy issue. I don’t want another woman feeling bad because her husband is having sex with me. Usually, I ask them what they want to do and go with it. I have done couples and two girl parties too. That gets crazy.

To do a couple party successfully I think you have to be okay with doing things like that in your own life. I have done it in my personal and I have a lot of fun so that translates to when I have a couple come in.

Who was the nicest guy to use your services? No need to name names, but what was it that made you think this guy is a genuinely good guy?

Believe it or not, most of the guys that come there are really nice and cordial. There are some that see me a lot and I am quite fond of them. It is hard to tell if someone is genuine but sex reveals a lot of things about a person.

It is hard to say who the nicest is but I have one that is very nice and he is a genuinely good guy. I just sense it and every time we party he always makes sure I am also taken care of.

What is the largest tip you ever received? By “tip” I mean extra money paid on top of the agreed upon rate.


How often is there a client that wants to live the Pretty Woman fantasy, be Richard Gere, and “save” a provider from the life?

It happens every so often and it’s a nightmare. They can turn into stalkers. I make it clear that I am NOT looking for a boyfriend and I don’t need to be saved.

Plus if I need to be saved then they must think what I am doing is wrong. If it’s wrong then why are they there?

How much does the average girl make? Is there a big gap in pay from girl to girl?

Girls are very secretive about what they make. I really don’t know what they are making. Also, some girls will inflate what they make because it’s competition.

How much do you earn a year?

All I will say is this. It is six figures. That is the truth and no bullshit.

What kind of “work stress” do you get? Do you sometimes think “if I see one more dick today I’m gonna lose it”?

Hahaha yes, you have those days. I guess you could call it Dick Stress? 

Do you enjoy sex? Is there a difference between sex in your personal and professional lives?

Yes, I enjoy sex. It seems natural to me. The difference between professional and personal is like this. Personal for me is someone I care about so it’s going to always be much deeper. I think that would be any girl. Professionally I always see it as Friends with Benefits. Having fun with NSA (no strings attached).

Do you ever get female clients?

Yes, I get female clients.

How does what you’re doing differ from what independent escorts you see advertised on Backpage etc do?

Technically there is no difference in the act. Both have sex. I work in a brothel because it is safe, condoms are mandatory, and it’s legal. I pay taxes and all that.

Do you pay state and federal or just state? Does your profession change how you file? Do you have a W-2 or equivalent? I assume you don’t include tips in your declared income?

I include all tips. We are 1099 contractors. It’s legal so it doesn’t change anything.

What’s a common misconception people have about being a pornstar comparing to what you do? What is the biggest difference?

Both porn and prostitution are looked down on but porn is more accepted. A few of the girls I am friends with at work are porn stars and the misconception about them is that they are crazy fuck machines in their personal lives. Most are down to earth. A few are friends of mine so I get to ask them about the porn industry and stuff.

With prostitutes, the misconception is that we are all on drugs and come from a broken home. Many and I mean many of the girls have families and regular lives outside of the brothel. You would never know if you met one like that. The soccer Mom in your neighborhood could be working with me for all you know.

Did you catch any flak from friends family when starting

No family and most of my friends are other girls I work with.

If prostitution were legalized throughout the United States would you see that as a positive impact or negative impact?

For me, it would be a negative. People would not come to NV and the prices would go rock bottom.

How does what you do now compare to what you ultimately aspire for?

Okay, so this question comes up a lot. I think it’s always thought of as a stepping stone where girls do this until they move up in life. I have it backwards. I have a law degree and I played the corporate game. If you ask me, this is a step up. My aspirations are more personal. I just want to help those around me and take care of family. That’s what makes me happy.


Rachel Varga