Caveman Approved Products Of The Week

October 4, 2019 | No Comments » | Topics: Products

This charger is the most practical thing I bought this month. It’s a phone wall-charger AND a portable battery pack. You use it as you would a normal wall charger, and then remove it from the wall and take it with you as a fully charged portable battery

anker powercore fusion

 

Holy Sh*t! There’s Now A Mortar Launcher That Will Take Your Nerf Battles To The Next Level!

mortar nerf

 

This under $100 set is the best basic toolkit for most homes, apartments, or dorm rooms and has almost everything you need to handle household repairs yourself

crescent tool set

 

In order to combat rising electricity costs, you first have to figure out which devices in your home are drawing the most power. This connects directly to your electricity panel and uses a cool mobile app to tell you what devices and appliances are drawing power and what time of the day.

sense electricity monitor

 

The perfect desk or bedside companion. It’s a clock that lets you make video calls, read the news, view video feeds from smart cameras, video baby monitors, and video doorbells and can stream TV and movie content!

echo spot

 

The best 50″ 4k Smart TV Under $400

samsung smart tv

 

The new 7,541-piece Lego Millennium Falcon is the biggest and most expensive set ever

ultimate millenium falcon lego

 

You don’t need to get the new iPhone 11 to get awesome macro and wide angle shots

xenvo lens kit

 

Fucking Hell, They Even Have Claymores To Take Your Nerf War To An Absurd Level!

claymore lego

 

Your girlfrined/wife will love you forever if you get her this sex toy, which women are gushing over (no pun intended)

My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared.

I never came so fast and so hard in my life. I squirted, i have NEVER DONE THAT. (Luckily i put a towel down cause i hate wet spots)

I frantically tried to turn it off, but ended up hitting the buttons like a maniac, sending to even stronger suction and now variant pulses from the g spot vibrator. And came, again. Im pretty sure i levitated. It was an unending orgasm.

This time, my soul left me, and god himself said “child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light.” (Mind you, im agnostic.)

I’m brought back into my earthly body after managing to pull it off me throwing it across my bed, it falls to the floor, still buzzing happily away.

I shook for a good 5 minutes, i couldn’t get up off the bed if even wanted to. I stared at my ceiling dazed trying to remember who i am and what year is this.

I get up to clean up and realize in my seizure like orgasms, i hurt my hip and back. Im still hobbling 4 hours later
I did not stretch enough.

So in conclusion, this met and exceeded expectations. Hydrate, make sure you don’t have to do anything that involves decisions or brainpower for the rest of the day. And for the love of god, stretch like you are about to run the 500 meter dash.

tracys dog

 

More Awesome Products On Amazon:

A Samurai’s Guide On Fighting, Winning, Living And Being

“There is nothing outside of yourself that can ever enable you to get better, stronger, richer, quicker, or smarter. Everything is within. Everything exists. Seek nothing outside of yourself.”

Along with The Art of War by Sun Tzu, The Book of Five Rings has long been regarded as an invaluable treatise on the strategy of winning. Musashi’s timeless advice on defeating an adversary, throwing an opponent off-guard, creating confusion, and other techniques for overpowering an assailant was addressed to the readers of earlier times on the battlefield, and now serves the modern reader in the battle of life.

the book of five rings by musashi

 

Very well balanced knife, very light and keeps a very good edge. Excellent price to quality ratio

victorinox chefs knife fibrox

 

If you’re an aspiring Vlogger or Movie Director, this is a must have

3-axis gimbal

 

These invisible bookshelves is the neatest way to display your books!

umbra-invisible-book-shelf

 

This pillow helps to get the female’s body in the right angle for sex

half moon pillow sex

 

The warmest, sofest and coziest blanket you will ever own

bedsure flannel fleece blanket

 

The Best Steaks I Ever Cooked Have Been With A Cast Iron Skillet

Cast iron is a very dense metal, making it nearly impervious to damage and the king of holding on to heat. Even heating means that meats brown better and vegetables cook faster without having to constantly manage the heat source or rotate pans in the oven. Cast iron is ideal for frying and baking because it holds and distributes heat so well. The same cannot be said of your favorite pasta pot or baking sheet.

Cast-iron is super versatile, affordable and lasts a lifetime or two if you care for it properly.



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