Awesomeness

Man Hired Prostitute To Take 14-Year-Old Son’s Virginity

May 19, 2009 | 4 Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness, main |

A man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son’s virginity as a present was was handed a 10-month prison sentence, suspended for a year, after he admitted a charge of trying to solicit a woman to have sex with a child. The father drove the boy out and allowed him to pick out the prostitute in the red-light district. But the 42-year-old father was arrested because the teenager had chosen an undercover police officer.

According to Reuters:

Judge Jonathan Teare said he would spare the father jail because of his excellent character and that he believed he did not mean any harm to his son.

This is incredibly sad and totally awesome at the same time. The dad needs to get the father of the year award, while the son needs to get a slap in the back of the head for picking an undercover cop.

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Serious Bikage

April 25, 2009 | No Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness |

Here’s a video of Inspired Bicycles team rider Danny MacAskill showing off some seriously mad skills on a bike. I didn’t even know it was possible to ride a bike like this. Absolutely amazing.




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The Wall Of Death

April 21, 2009 | 4 Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness, main |

wall of death mosh pit

In the spirit of Braveheart, the heavy metal community has taken up the cause of resurrecting the timeless tradition of having two huge masses of bodies coming at each other at full speed in what is known as the Wall Of Death. The Wall Of Death is a form of moshing most well known through Lamb of God’s “Black Label”. At a concert the lead vocalist of a metal band instructs the crowd that they are doing the wall of death. The crowd then divides in half…each half made up of aggressive fans ready to tear eachother apart. When the considerably heavier or heaviest part of the song kicks in, the two halves of the crowd rush one another. As you might imagine, two walls of aggressive people colliding results in serious injury and sometimes death.


Braveheart:



Wall Of Death:



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World’s Fastest Drinker!

April 17, 2009 | 5 Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness |

This is U-N-R-E-A-L!!!!!



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Men Amongst Men: Joey Chestnut Downs A 5 Pound Burrito In 2 Minutes

April 15, 2009 | 4 Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness |

joey chestnut





A true American hero!

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Balls Of Steel: Skydiving From The Edge Of Space

March 31, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Awesomeness |

On August 16, 1960, Joseph Kittinger jumped out of a balloon from an air-thin height of 102,800 feet. He fell for 4 minutes and 36 seconds reaching a maximum speed of 614 mph before opening his parachute at 18,000 feet. Breaking the speed of sound during the fall, Kittinger used a small stabilizing chute before a larger, main parachute opened in the denser atmosphere. He safely touched down in barren New Mexico desert, 13 minutes 45 seconds after he vaulted into the void. He set historical numbers for highest balloon ascent, highest parachute jump, longest drogue-fall (4 min), and fastest speed by a human through the atmosphere.




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German Strongman Holds Back A Lamborghini

March 30, 2009 | 3 Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness |




This is either a really bad showing on the strength of a Lamborghini Diablo, or this is the biggest load of crap I’ve ever seen. One pissed-off Percheron (that’s ONE horsepower, folks) would’ve pulled that guy’s arms out of their sockets. Also, whats up with Sharon Stone doing interviews now? Has her career fallen off that badly?

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Christopher Walken Now On Twitter

March 17, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Awesomeness, WTF |

christopher walken on twitter

Finally! Just what Twitter needed, MORE COW BELL!!!

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