When my girlfriend breaks up with me while I’m on vacation
When I’m showing someone a funny video on Youtube
“SPEAR.. SPEAR.. SPEAR. OH MY GOD KING! SHE’S BROKEN IN HALF!
Shawn Michaels gives zero fu*ks
When I’m almost asleep but then a booty call lights up my phone
Every time people try to eat or drink in my car
“Hello darkness my old friend”
How is this even possible?
When ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth was legalized in Ireland
When I drop my pick in the guitar
Kurt Angle swings the bat, Sting catches it… oh wait no… no he didn’t.
Coach knows how to be a bro
When I get teamed up with the hottest girl in class for a project
When I drop the pizza face first after removing it from the oven