When I check my online bank account after a drunken weekend
4 years old! Can’t teach swagger like that
When you’ve been down there for 20 minutes and she hasn’t finished yet
Doggy pool party at a doggy daycare
When I’m trying to fall asleep but suddenly remember a painfully embarrassing moment in my life that I had repressed for years
Just a Truck Driver being a bro
When I see my crush getting with someone else at a party
Soccer players…toughest guys in all of sports!