My cats reaction when I come home from work
When I was five and my mom made me leave my friend’s house
How do grown men react to thunder?
Just a quick little kiss, please
When the waitress is approaching with my food
Whenever I open a new pack of gum
When I got off the toilet only to see a grape sized poop after struggling for 20 minutes
When I overhear someone talking about me
Where will you be when the LSD kicks in?