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Santa Spews Out His Contempt On Twitter

November 21, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

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It seems the once jolly purveyor of Christmas, Santa Claus is finally fed up with all the shiet he has to deal with ever year and has taken to his Twitter to express his contempt for Christmas, kids, and life. Here’s a few choice samples of the hate spewing out of his keyboard….

Leaving carrots for my reindeer is real smart kids. The only thing that was missing from reindeer shiet was fcuking carrots.

Hey Billy from Idaho, your letter says you want a PS3. Santa just changed it to “novelty calculator from Staples”

Johnny from Kansas wants an XBOX. Aw! You deserve it after all the shietting-your-pants you’ve accomplished this year.

“You better watch out, you better not cry.” What is that, a rape anthem? Fcuking carols man.

North Pole is full of boring-ass shiet. Oh yeah. The elves can make “toys of wonder” but can’t build a couple titty-bars? Biatches.

Sarah, you’ve been good all year. Good job! Too bad your dad’s an alcoholic and your mom’s mentally checked out. Chinese-made Barbie again!

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2 Girls 1 Cup Described To A Blind Person

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Jesus RPG Style

November 13, 2009 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

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Emo Dad

November 5, 2009 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

emo dad

This pic might have the potential to top the Emo Fail pic in terms of awesomeness…

emo dad

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Best Halloween Costume Of 2009

November 4, 2009 | 53 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

best halloween costume google

Although I think the inspiration for this costume came from this pic….

best halloween costume google

Linkage:

Add Us On Facebook Because We Need Your Support! – Facebook

MacGuyver Will Pimp Yo Ride – Celebrity Odor

9 Awesome Star Wars Propaganda Posters – Ned Hardy

Amanda is a really hot college student – College Humor

Amanda Holden Upskirt Panty Peek –

Sara Jean Underwood is seriously hot in lingerie – Totally Crap

The 21 funniest warning signs of all time – Linkiest

Girl’s Tramp Stamp Serves Style And Function [Pic] – I Am Bored

Sara Jean Underwood is n but really worth it –

Lindsay Lohan topple on the big screen? – Nudography

Hot 100: Smokin’ Hot Lucy Pinder – Dj Mick

The Escudero SISTERS Are What It’s All About – Uncoached

The 14 Hottest Girls Hitting the Snow for X Games – Bro Bible

Debora Jorge In Lingerie Is Super Fcuking Hot – Busted Coverage

Bar Refaeli got sexy at Paris Hilton’s old house – Guyism

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3 Word Phrases That Suck

October 31, 2009 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

I’m Chris Hansen
14 f cali
Janet Reno NSFW
is it in?
we gotta talk
You have AIDS
No internet access
Featuring Scott Stapp
i am pregnant
You’re the father
against your will
Church of Scientology
Fair and balanced
License and registration
Bush was right
Dull guillotine FAIL
you’re being audited
This will hurt
I am late
Nickelback is awesome
Creed is reuniting
 

via Reddit

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One Dollar Bill Make Over

October 30, 2009 | 11 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

one dollar bill makeover

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Pacman On Twitter

October 29, 2009 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

pacman on twitter

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