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In the tradition of the Chia Pet, Joseph Enterprises is releasing the Chia Obama to celebrate the innaguration of our 44th President. What better way to commemorate the first black president of the United States then by immortalizing him through a Chia. Can you grow one? YES YOU CAN.
There something horribly wrong when you design a kid slide to resemble a penis, in which little kids come out through the tip. Those crazy whacky liberal-minded Euros. Gotta love em.If that were in the US there’d be an FBI raid complete with copters and snipers. Kids would all end up in foster homes, parents off to jail after being crucified in the media.
Here’s a clip from Maury Povich in which he holds a contest to see whether or not the audience can guess if the guest is a tranny or not. Its seems a bit insulting to the chicks that are really chicks, when the audience has a hard time figuring out if you are truly female or not, does it not?
If anyone is more deserving of the Douchebag Of The Week award, if would definitely have to be the Dancing Guido, Whoahhh Guy. Sleeveless Shirt, sun glasses inside, orange glow tanning lotion, Capris, …. this guy’s a poster child for birth control. If anyone can be attributed to putting the Anti-Guido movement into the forefront of American consciousness, he would be that person.
Ah man, I love that fcuker, he is so glad even tho he lives in a pretty shietty place. Yeah, he may be broke butï»¿ he does have a rich spirit. He finds reasons to be happy and he celebrates each reason. He is actually doing a lot better than these emo teens that cut their arms for attention and the only reason why they are depressed is because they can’t find a reason to be depressed since they grew up in a high-income suburban neighborhood. These emo losers need to spend time with this man in Las Vegas and I guarantee that they will look for something positive out of life.