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Metal Gear Solid Retold As A Children’s Fairytale

July 10, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Funny Pictures, Video Games |

After all these years after of gameplay… now i finally understand… gawd I’m an idiot.

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“You Broke My Tree Bi*ch!”

July 5, 2009 | 3 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

Here’s a classic video of two high school chicks duking it out over some myspace drama….like OMG.



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Marriage 1.0 Tech Support

June 30, 2009 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

marriage tech support

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, Farting 99.9, and Racing 3.6
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING) ___________________________________

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

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Mom Cancels WOW Account….Greatest Freakout Ever Ensues.

June 20, 2009 | 3 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, main |

Here a p.s.a for why you should get a vasectomy.



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Jake The Snake Roberts…..Drunk!

June 20, 2009 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

Here’s a video of legendary wrestler Jake The Snake Robert drunk off his ass during an televised interview. The BEST part is at 0:35: “You want to play 21, I got 22. You want to play blackjack, I got two of those too.”



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Hot Chicks Getting Tazed

June 19, 2009 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

Here’s a video of a bunch of jackasses having fun with a taser. Halfway through the video two hot chicks volunteer to get tased and there’s nothing hotter than seeing a hot blonde squirm on the ground after 12,000 volts have been applied to her neck.



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Bit*hes Come, Bit*hes Leave

June 12, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Funny Pictures |





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Awesome Midget Wrestling Head Slide

June 11, 2009 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |



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