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Sunday, February 12th, 20121. Money cannot buy happiness but…somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive [...]
36 Undeniable Life Truths
Saturday, December 24th, 20111. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for [...]
19 Minor, Everyday Victories That Are Way Enjoyable
Wednesday, December 7th, 2011(via) Whenever I’m waiting for the bus and it stops so that the door is right in front of me. Getting that popcorn kernel unstuck from in between my gum and tooth. Go to public bathroom and it’s empty! When I’m approaching a red light and don’t have to brake before it turns green again. [...]
31 Valuable Lessons I Learned From Watching Movies
Thursday, December 1st, 20111. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of the year. 2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her. 3. All [...]
10 Guys Who Will Not Be Getting Laid Tonight…Or Ever For That Matter
Monday, August 29th, 20111. The dude that loooks like he is capable of chopping you up
Top 10 Signs You’re Whipped
Monday, August 22nd, 2011There comes a time in a man’s life when he should grow up and get serious about a relationship. Maybe that’s true for some, but surely that doesn’t mean you have to submit to the ways of a dominant and controlling woman, does it? You don’t have to cower in the corner with your emasculated [...]
14 Things That Never Happen In Real Life
Monday, August 1st, 2011Top 10 Kill Counts In Movies
Wednesday, July 27th, 2011The Code Of Men
Friday, July 22nd, 2011Thou shall not rent Chocolat Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. When you are queried by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not [...]
20 Rules For My Unborn Son
Sunday, July 10th, 2011Never shake a man’s hand sitting down. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs ain’t one. The man at the grill is the closest thing we have to a king. Fetch him beers. In a negotiation, never make the first offer. Never cancel dinner plans by text message. Request the late [...]
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