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5 Ways To Totally Fu*k Up Your Shiny New Car

December 1, 2010 | No Comments » | Topics: List |

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Here’s a pretty interesting list of ways that you can totally fcuk up your new car. Although you may noticed that 40% of the list involves letting a woman drive your car, this list does not in any way stereotype women as bad drives, it’s just a coincidence….yeah that’s it, a coincidence.

1. Let A Woman Drive It



2. Let Your 14 Year Old Son Start It



3. Let A Dude With A Heavy Pedal Foot Run It On A Dyno



4. Let A Woman Drive It



Let The New Guy Load The Car On The Lift



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5 Awesome Mafia Movie Scenes That Made You Fall In Love With Mafia Movies

November 22, 2010 | No Comments » | Topics: List, main |

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Let me preface this post by saying Mafia movies are the shiznit! I have yet to watch a mafia movie that hasn’t fully engaged me in the violence, the ruthlessness, the strategies, and the protocols and the procedures of organized crime. If you have yet seen the light when it comes to mafia movies, check out the 5 scenes below and get ready for some serious awesomeness and for all those that have the entire mafia box collection in their dvd library, go home and get your fcuking shine box!

 

Casino – Nicki Gets His



The Godfather – Baptism By Fire



Goodfellas – The Copacabana Scene



Donnie Brasco – Sonny Red Gets Whacked



Goodfellas – Shinebox



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Top 10 Most Dangerous US Neighborhoods On Google Street View

November 5, 2010 | 6 Comments » | Topics: List, main |

Using crime data compiled by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, NeighborhoodScout.com has compiled a list of areas with the highest predicted rates of violent crime in the United States. Here are the top 10 as viewed on Google Maps street view.

10. Richmond, Va. (Church Hill)



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9. Dallas, Texas (Route 352/Scyene Rd.)



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8. Kansas City, Mo. (Forest Ave./41st St.)



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7. Memphis, Tenn. (Warford St./Mount Olive Rd.)



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6. Kansas City, Mo. (Bales Ave./30th St.)



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5. Baltimore (North Ave./Belair Rd.)



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4. Jacksonville, Fla. (Beaver St./Broad St.)



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3. Miami, Fla. (7th Ave./North River Dr.)



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2. Chicago, Ill. (State St./Garfield Blvd.)



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1. Cincinnati, Ohio (Central Pky./Liberty St.)



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10 Fight Scenes That You Can Watch Over And Over Again

October 26, 2010 | 32 Comments » | Topics: List, main |

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Here’s a compilation of the 10 best fight scenes that we have seen a hundred times over, yet still captivates us each and every time we watch it again.

Kiss Of The Dragon – Final Fight

Drunken Master 2 – Final Fight

Kill Bill – The Bride Vs The Crazy 88’s

The Matrix Reloaded – Chateau Fight Scene

Drunken Master 2 – Axe Gang/strong>

The Protector – Breaking Bones

Kung Fu Hustle

Rumble In The Bronx – Jackie Fights The Gang

2 Enter The Dragon – The Warehouse Fight Scene

Bloodsport Final Fight

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10 Worst Ways To Impress A Girl

October 4, 2010 | No Comments » | Topics: Hall Of Fame, List, main |

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So how do you really impress a girl? Seems like a tough question isn’t it? Well the true art of impressing girls lies in the simple fact that you shouldn’t be an idiot. Check out these 10 videos and do exactly opposite of what these guys are doing.

Fry Your Clutch When Trying To Burnout Out Your New Corvette



Take Her Out While Showing Off Your Dance Moves



Talk A Big Game But Can’t Back It Up



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Showoff Your Drinking Prowess By Chugging A Whole Bottle Of Vodka



Showoff Your Bathroom Versatility By Taking A Dump In The Planters At The Mall



Demonstrate That You Can Take Away Your Ability To Reproduce On Whim



Try To Bench Press 1000lbs, Crush Your Windpipe Instead



Try To Show Her You’re A WWE Superstar By Breaking A Table, Damage Spleen Instead



Showoff Your Late Night Dancing Skills In A Jersey Parking Lot



Go On The Slingshot Ride, Cry Like A Baby



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20 Of The Worst Named Products Ever

September 20, 2010 | 12 Comments » | Topics: List |

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

20 worst product names on earth

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Horror Fans Rejoice! 10 Really Awesome Scary Movie Scenes

August 18, 2010 | 5 Comments » | Topics: List, main |

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Being a avid horror fan, I can appreciate a scary movie scene when it deprives me of sleep for the next few nights after having watched it. While this compilation will scare the shiet out of 99% of the population, hardcore horror fans will appreciate the awesomeness that these scenes represent.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Dinner Table Scene



Night Of The Living Dead: Daughter Stabs Mother



The Shining: Hallway Scene



The Exorcist: ‘Let Jesus Fcuk You”



Misery: Paul Sheldon Gets Owned



The Blair Witch Project Ending



The Ring: The Cursed Video



The Cell: Inside Carl Stargher’s Mind



Phantasm: “Booooyyy”



Poltergiest 2: Henry Kane Scene



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Top 10 Funniest Star Wars Pictures Of All Time

July 13, 2010 | 1 Comment » | Topics: List, main |

Being a Star Wars afficionado, I have come across and collected many Star Wars related pictures over the course of my tenure as a troll on the internet. Although most of my collection is of Slave Leia and Leia in various stages of undress, there have been countless pictures which have made me LOL. Here is my list of the top 10 funniest Star Wars pictures ever….

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top 10 star wars pictures

top 10 star wars pictures

top 10 star wars pictures

top 10 star wars pictures

top 10 star wars pictures

top 10 star wars pictures

top 10 star wars pictures

top 10 star wars pictures

top 10 star wars pictures

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Fcuk That. This Is Why I Went To College….8 Really Sucky Jobs

July 1, 2010 | 1 Comment » | Topics: List, main |

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Once in a while I like to do a public servicce and this post goes out to all the high schoolers out there who think it’s cool to skip class, smoke a bowl and watch Adam Sandler movies all day. Be warned, all that tomfoolery, all the truancies and all that dumbassness will undoubtedly lead you to one of the jobs below. So get your shiet straight and hit the books!

Skyscraper Iron Worker



A Mascot At A Playground



Bull Elephant Sperm Collector



Tanner



Electric Power-line Dude



Shark Tank Cleaner



Tower Climbers



Sign Holder



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You Are NOT The Father! 10 Awesome Paternity Test Videos

May 7, 2010 | 9 Comments » | Topics: List, main |

Here’s a compilation of clips of Maury Povich at his best, giving paternity test to hood rats. The reaction on the men when they find out that the bastard kid is not theirs is priceless….

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