Listening to the Howard Stern Show today, I was saddened to hear about pron star-turned-Wackpacker Blue Iris suffering a heart attack and was put on life support. It is even more disheartening to hear that since the reporting of the news, Blue Iris was taken off life support and has since died. Our hearts and our prayers go out to the family of Blue Iris. In memory of Blue Iris, I have posted some of her memorable appearences on the Howard Stern Show….thanks for all the laughs, you will be missed.
Blue Iris Calls To Get Her Radiator Fixed
Blue Iris Calls A Redneck Woman
In the spirit of Braveheart, the heavy metal community has taken up the cause of resurrecting the timeless tradition of having two huge masses of bodies coming at each other at full speed in what is known as the Wall Of Death. The Wall Of Death is a form of moshing most well known through Lamb of God’s “Black Label”. At a concert the lead vocalist of a metal band instructs the crowd that they are doing the wall of death. The crowd then divides in half…each half made up of aggressive fans ready to tear eachother apart. When the considerably heavier or heaviest part of the song kicks in, the two halves of the crowd rush one another. As you might imagine, two walls of aggressive people colliding results in serious injury and sometimes death.
Wall Of Death:
They say wrestling is fake but that broken neck, that broken leg and that dislocated shoulder sure as hell isn’t….
10. Rock Pedigrees Triple H On Table
9. Brock Lesnar almost kills A-Train
8. Triple H Almost Kills Someone
7. Megumi Kudo vs Combat “Mother in Law” Toyoda Neck Break
6.Brock Lesnar Breaks Hardcore Holly’s Neck
5.Vader Breaks Joe Thurman’s Back
4.Benoit Breaks Sabu’s Neck
3.Owen Hart Breaks Stone Cold’s Neck
2.Sid Vicious Leg Break
1.Owen Hart’s Equipment Malfunction
On May 23, 1999, Hart fell to his death in Kansas City, Missouri during the Over the Edge pay-per-view event. Hart was in the process of being lowered via harness and rappel line into the ring from the rafters of Kemper Arena for a booked Intercontinental Championship match against The Godfather. Something went wrong with the stunt harness, apparently triggering the release mechanism early as he was being lowered. Hart fell 78 feet into thering, landing chest-first on the top rope, approximately a foot from the nearest turnbuckle, throwing him into the ring. Hart was transported to Truman Medical Center in Kansas City, where he was pronounced dead on arrival. (Hart had actually died while still being tended to in the ring.) The cause was later revealed to be internal bleeding from blunt chest trauma.
Getting free drinks at a bar, club or any other social gathering is a relatively easy task. For girls, all you need to do is show up. For guys, you need to bring a friend who is a girl. Naturally most of the guys there will offer to buy your female friend a drink in hopes of getting her inebriated enough to get into her pants. Tell her to accept all drink offers, which she will then pass on to you. However one should take caution to the contents of the drink may contain roofies or some other mind altering drug.
Corky from Life Goes On had it bad. As if giving him Down Syndrome at birth wasnâ€™t bad enough, his parents gave him a nickname that guaranteed him to get made fun of at school. He started off in a hole at birth and they dug him deeper in the hole witht that name. The stand out star from Life Goes On dissapeared fromt the mainstream eye when the show was canceled in 1993, however our sleuths at Caveman Circus found him making waves in football, comedy and the political arena….
I present to you the Om Nom Heart Attack: A Two Pound Cheeseburger! Take a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder, times that by 8 and you get… a DOUBLE POUNDER!Â The beast needed two McNuggets boxes to contain it. You think it looks hard to eat?
Imagine it on the way out. It would be like clenching a grenade in your ass and pulling the pin.
What’s something no one knows about you?
Almost every morning I spend 15-20 minutes dancing around and singing to music in my underwear. I don’t think anyone knows this, until now at least. My housemate might have suspected it though.