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These Kate Upton Photos Are Freaking Hot!

January 8, 2010 | No Comments » | Topics: main |

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I am not gonna hate on Kate Upton…because she’s obviously going to be a fat chick, she’s obviously overrated, but she’s stepped up her model game and is looking fuking hot, especially when Terry Richardson shoots her for GQ, because he talked her into showing off her hard nipples, something she hasn’t done, even though most models only get to this level by getting naked, making her value increase a bit in my eyes as she’s in a see through fuking shirt, instead of being lazy about shiet, something I am sure she is used to, cuz she’s a fat chick in training….but not a fat chick yet…

All this to say, GQ did what they had to do. They took an opportunity that was sitting in a bikini in front of them and said “let’s go fuking viral with this biatch at her big titty prime”….and Kate Upton stepped up and delivered…cuz she needed to make a move…for fear of being replaced by a younger bustier retard in a bikini.

I still think she’s overrated and will be fat, more on that later, right now, I’m staring at her nipple…..

Check out the rest of the smoking hot pictures here >>

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Cute College Girl Lisa

January 7, 2010 | No Comments » | Topics: main |

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Here are some pics of a super cute college girl named Lisa who’s attending Oakland University.

View all of her cute and sexy pictures here

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Cavewoman Of The Week

January 6, 2010 | No Comments » | Topics: main |

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Kay Valentine

Age: 24 Years Old
Location: London, England
Profession: Student
Status: Single
http://www.kayvalentine.com

How many chicken nuggets could you eat in one sitting?

Not a big chicken nugget fan, but if I was forced to eat them I could probably handle 8 or 9, then I would have to call it a day.

What fun fact, talent, or mutant superpower of yours should guys know about?

I do kickboxing! I have an amazing back hook kick, otherwise known as “the crocodile whips his tail” because it looks just like that! So don’t mess with me!

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done?

Skinny dipped in my neighbors pool!

What do you feel most comfortable wearing?

Booty shorts and a big tee.

What’s the most awkward sexual experience you’ve ever had?

A lady never kisses and tells.

 

Check out Kay Valentines Official Website :

http://www.kayvalentine.com

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Worst Flirter On Facebook Ever

January 2, 2010 | 3 Comments » | Topics: main |

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See The Rest Of How Not To Flirt On Facebook Here

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Star Wars In Odd Places

December 26, 2009 | 31 Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness, main |

Here is an awesome compilation of Star Wars characters appearing in the most oddest of places. Star Wars and Random = Win

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The 10 Most Underrated Cartoons Of The 80’s

December 24, 2009 | 9 Comments » | Topics: List, main |

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Here are 10 80’s cartoons that don’t get nearly enough credit for substantiating the 80’s as one of the best decades for cartoons in television history.

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20 Santas You Definitely Want To Keep Your Kids Away From This Year

December 21, 2009 | 3 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, main |

In fact it might be a good idea to keep a distance of 100ft between you and any of these Santas….I can spot at least 6 Santas who look like they have cannibal like tendencies.

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Mechaphiles: Dudes Who Have Sexual Relationships With Their Cars

December 18, 2009 | 3 Comments » | Topics: main, WTF |

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Here’s an awesome documentary about dudes who take loving their cars to the next level and I thought my fetish for corn beef and feet was a little off.



I found this manual on some mechaphile site for all those curious gentleman who think their Cutlass Supreme is starting to look a little attractive today….

How do you make love to a car? A simple manual describing a rare fetish for those that ask this question.

1. The tailpipe isn’t the only option! If it interests you, get hold of a silicon sleeve or some other masturbation tool to make life easier on your tool. Note: a possible sleeve is a Hand Job Stroker by Calexotics, obtainable from CloneZone (wank toys dept). Typically a rubber, silicon or similar sheath can also be used elsewhere, especially for cut gentlemen.

2. For those who enjoy the body of a car, licking, kissing, caressing and the normal actions of foreplay work well.

3. Lying on bodywork, with practice can be enjoyable, hot or cold. Key point is to get a feel for what might dent permanently. Cut guys often get more out of humping when using some form of textured sheath.

4. Manual gearsticks can be fun for those inclined to allow the car to return the favour, just be sure of a smooth entry with a custom walnut, carbon fibre or titanium gearknob. Jaguars with walnut knobs work well for this.

5. Leather interiors on luxory vehicles work rather well for humping. Some vanilla folks enjoy this as an alternative to lady palm and her five fingers. Cleans easy too!

6. For hardcore car lovers (trucks too), oily diffs, engines and tyres are an additional turn on. One guy enjoys being squashed this way, another likes to taste the fluids. Most fluids would be hazardous if swallowed in any quantity however.

7. Finally jacking up to jackoff is safest accomplished with ramps rather than just jacks or axle stands. Especially if you and your 4 wheeled friend are “bouncers”. Big wheeled pickups are notorious for this.

8. Privacy is a must except for exhibitionists. Most countries don’t like public indecency whether you are fcuking a car, man or woman. Stick to a garage or workshop where possible.

9. Mixing fetishes can work with cars when used with imagination and care. Watersports is a common addition for many men as are other variations. Leather bondage can be fun too before, during or after serving the car.

10. Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Solo roleplay requires vivid imagination and the ability to suspend rational thought temporarily (some would say permanently). Two or more involved tends to be easier. Big or luxorious vehicles can be served, small sports cars dominated or switched around. Doesn’t always work for me, varies.

11. Roleplay may be a thing for some, but the real thing for me and many is the variety of textures and smells associated with a good looking car. On top of all the other attributes that is. It’s worth exploring new aspects of your 4 wheeled lover each time you have a session, as I did today exploring her tyres during other activities. Variety is the spice of life.

12. I haven’t mentioned fem/car action purely because being a man, I don’t have intimate knowledge of what would really work for a woman in this game. Obviously there is the option of gearknob riding, attachments to replace unsuitable gearknobs and I’ve seen a bumper rider (dildo attached to towbar). However, like tailpipes are not the only choice for men, I can’t believe that penetration by the vehicle is the only choice for women. I hope to see edits adding to this by imaginitive types. I have seen some cool pics of bound women on House of Gord’s website where they are attached to vehicles in various ways, however this wasn’t quite what I had in mind :-).

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