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World’s Youngest Smoker

June 30, 2009 | No Comments » | Topics: WTF |

worlds youngest smoker

A TWO-YEAR-OLD boy from the city of Tianjin in China is the world’s youngest smoker. The father said his son was born with a hernia, and being too young for an operation, has taken up smoking to help him deal with the pain. He’s now a pack a day toddler he won’t give up, screaming and throwing himself on the floor if he’s refused a smoke.

I bet that toddler will be the coolest and maturest kid at his preschool!

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Woman Boils Man’s Head and Serves it in Soup for Daughter

June 24, 2009 | 2 Comments » | Topics: WTF |

woman boils mans head

A Chinese woman from the province of Sichuan was sentenced to death with a two-year reprieve after having knocked unconscious a drunk 76-year-old passer-by, beheading him, and serving. his head in a soup made with duck, which was served to their 25 year old daughter in hopes it would cure her psychiatric problems.

The problem with eating the head of a 76-year-old Chinese drunk is that you just end up wanting another head of a 76-year-old Chinese drunk an hour later.

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Man Leaps To Death From 23,000ft

April 22, 2009 | 7 Comments » | Topics: WTF |

dude jumps out of plane

A distressed passenger aboard a small charter flight to Cambridge Bay, Nunavut, forced open the aircraft’s door and leapt to his death, police said. The incident took place during an Adlair Aviation medical flight from Yellowknife northeast to Cambridge Bay, a community in western Nunavut, RCMP said Thursday. At the time, the aircraft was about 180 kilometres from the Cambridge Bay airport, flying at an altitude of about 23,000 feet. The crew of the King Air 200 turboprop plane called in an emergency during the flight, reporting that one of two passengers aboard was being unruly, police said. Read the rest of the article here…

Some people say this guy went out in style but the few minutes or so that it would take you to reach the ground would be unnerving, as 2 minutes of contemplating death is 2 minutes more than I can handle. If I were to kill myself, I would want it to be immediate with no grace period for second thoughts.

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26 Year Old Man Trapped In Two-Year-Old Body

April 17, 2009 | 9 Comments » | Topics: WTF |

26 year old trapped in babys body

Reminicient of an old Twilight Zone episode, Jerly Lyngdoh is a 26-year-old man trapped in the body of a two-year-old toddler. Lyngdoh, who lives with his farmer parents in Meghalaya, northern India, looks like any other tot with his small head and 2ft 9ins frame. But It’s only when he opens his mouth to reveal a full set of adult teeth that the truth about the world’s oldest baby is revealed. Experts believe glands which secrete growth hormones may be damaged. Dr J. Ryndong thinks "this is a case of pan-hypo pituitarism leading to poor secretion of growth hormones from the pituitary gland. He is a genuine rarity". The downside: you are an fu*king 26 year old trapped in a 2 year olds body. The upside: you can still breastfeed!

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The Om Nom Heart Attack: The Two-Pound Cheeseburger

April 14, 2009 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Food, main, Sports, WTF |

two pound cheeseburger

I present to you the Om Nom Heart Attack: A Two Pound Cheeseburger! Take a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder, times that by 8 and you get… a DOUBLE POUNDER! The beast needed two McNuggets boxes to contain it. You think it looks hard to eat?
Imagine it on the way out. It would be like clenching a grenade in your ass and pulling the pin.

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Hail to the CH- CH- CH- CHIEF

April 2, 2009 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, WTF |

chia obama

In the tradition of the Chia Pet, Joseph Enterprises is releasing the Chia Obama to celebrate the innaguration of our 44th President. What better way to commemorate the first black president of the United States then by immortalizing him through a Chia. Can you grow one? YES YOU CAN.

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Woman Handcuffs Herself To Husband, Begins Biting Him

April 2, 2009 | 3 Comments » | Topics: Sports, WTF |

A woman attempting to reconcile with her estranged husband handcuffed herself to him as he slept and then bit him on his torso and arms as he phoned for help, police said. Helen Sun, 37, told police she wanted to have a conversation with Robert Drawbaugh without him leaving. She changed the locks on their bedroom door and, while he was sleeping Monday, handcuffed herself to him, authorities said. Drawbaugh was able to dial 911 from his cell phone. Nearly out of breath, he told dispatchers he woke up handcuffed, was still bound to his wife and was holding her down, according to a recording released by police.





Its a sad state of affairs when a man can defend himself from an abusive woman. The fact he didn’t hit her gives him a leg to stand on in court. The moment he hits her, he’s suddenly the criminal.

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Girl Recites 500 Digits of Pi in 90 seconds

March 19, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: WTF |




Is it possible that someone with less of a life will actually check to see if she is correct? The next question that comes to mind is if she can do anything useful? Like getting back in the kitchen and making somebody a sandwich?

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Christopher Walken Now On Twitter

March 17, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Awesomeness, WTF |

christopher walken on twitter

Finally! Just what Twitter needed, MORE COW BELL!!!

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