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Man Shoots Three Women After They Refused To Sing ‘Happy Birthday’ To His Girlfriend

December 4, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Story, WTF |

A man has been sentenced to 27 years in prison for shooting and killing three people who refused to sing “Happy Birthday.”

According to the Huffington Post, 20-year-old Delonte Thomas opened fire at a birthday party in Minneapolis, Minnesota, last July. The party was being held in celebration of an unnamed person who happened to share the same birth date as the girlfriend of Delonte Thomas. After party guests sang “Happy Birthday” to the guest of honor, Thomas demanded they sing another “Happy Birthday” rendition for his date. Nobody obeyed the request, which infuriated Delonte Thomas to the point of leaving the party and returning 20 minutes later with a semi-automatic handgun.

Three of the party guests were shot in the attack. Nobody was fatally wounded, which is amazing considering the number of times Delonte Thomas shot each of the party guests.

Thomas reportedly singled out one woman who outwardly objected to the idea of singing “Happy Birthday.” He shot her a total of nine times. Two other party guests were shot eight times each, but incredibly all three recovered from their injuries after surgery. One of the bullets went straight through a victim’s chest.

Officials reported on Monday that Delonte Thomas would be sentenced to 27 years in prison for the violent outburst, all over the song “Happy Birthday.” He was convicted of three counts of attempted murder.

Strangely, Delonte Thomas claimed in court he was playing the role of “peacemaker” after the “Happy Birthday” incident, but also said he doesn’t even remember the shooting.

“Everybody makes mistakes, and everybody deserves a second chance,” said Delonte Thomas. “I’m the peacemaker, I’m the one to try my best to make it through a situation. I don’t recall having a gun. I don’t recall shooting (anybody). I just hope to get some type of mercy here.”

There was quite a bit of debate over the sentence of Delonte Thomas. His defense attorney tried to reduce the term to 16 years, while the prosecution argued for each of the attempted murder charges to be served consecutively — totaling more than 40 years behind bars. According to the Hennepin County District Attorney, the judge decided to compromise on the “Happy Birthday” shooting and sentenced the 20-year-old to slightly over 27 years.

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November 10, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: WTF |

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25 Two-Sentence Horror Stories That Are Scarier Than Most Modern Horror Films

October 26, 2015 | 2 Comments » | Topics: WTF |

1. I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

– justAnotherMuffledVo 

 

2. My daughter won’t stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn’t help.

– skuppy

 

3. After working a hard day I came home to see my girlfriend cradling our child. I didn’t know which was more frightening, seeing my dead girlfriend and stillborn child, or knowing that someone broke into my apartment to place them there.

– cobaltcollapse

 

4. The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams.

I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.

– jmperson 

 

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October 6, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: WTF |

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October 1, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: WTF |

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Disgusting Sex Mattress Found In The Woods Gets An Amazing Make Over

September 9, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: WTF |

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Three guys found a grimy, disgusting mattress in the middle of the woods that was obviously used for some back alley fucking, and cleaned it up a bit. The good Samaritans changed the sheets, planted some flowers, and even left a Tupperware organizer full of clean panties and condoms (wrap it before you tap it, kids). The fuck mattress had become the love mattress.

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Muscle Addict Injects Synthol Into His Muscles To Get 29 Inch Biceps

August 27, 2015 | 2 Comments » | Topics: WTF |

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ARLINDO de Souza officially has the biggest biceps in Brazil, measuring a whopping 29 INCHES. But their immense size comes with risks, as the 43-year-old from Olinda, Brazil, injects them with a combination of oil and alcohol —“ that can cause infections, amputations or even DEATH.

Arlindo, who is also known as The Mountain, claims that he can get the beefcake look without having to work for it, and admits that he became addicted to getting them as big as possible. He revealed: "You inject it and it swells you up without having to work out. "Each time I took it I wanted more and more. "For me there wasn’t a limit."

The injections weren’t the only unnatural method Arlindo used —“ he had already been taking steroids, hormones and even HORSE VITAMINS to bulk up his body.

But a pal at the gym offered him the new cocktail to get the upper hand on his muscley rivals, and he went on to inject himself three times a week for two months to get his Hulk-like figure.

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February 12, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: WTF |

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