Here’s a pretty damn awesome video of some bully getting totally OWNED by a chubby fat kid. This pretty much sums up my youth in a nutshell, except for the fact that the bully was twice my size and any attempt at fighting back resulted in an even more serious beatdown.

There is a happy ending though as years of therapy and counseling has let me live a rich, full and normal life…with my imaginary girlfriend, my Mountain Dew and safely in the confines of my mother’s basement.

Here’s a pretty entertaining video of some self entitled brat getting punked several times by a bouncer outside a club. Not sure what they are arguing about but after getting pushed down on the street the first time, he should have learned his lesson and shouldn’t have gone back for the second, third, and fourth introduction to the pavement. There’s also an epic moment around the 4 minute mark where some dude goes for a back scratch.

Originally I was going to only post the first video of some dude getting his ass completely handed to him by some other dude but after viewing this video, I got inspired to post 4 extra videos of dudes getting totally owned because it really is that damn enjoyable.

Guy Gets Worked After Throwing A Sucker Punch

Dude Can’t Back Up His Big Words

Pimp Vs Karate Master

Chollo Gets His Big Mouth Shut

English Moron Learns The Hard Way At A Bangkok Bar

Here’s a pretty interesting series of pictures of a relatively hot chick with a dream and a passion and through the use of plastic surgery to make herself look like a DUCK!

Here’s a clip of a dude getting totally owned by a Thai hooker. Judging by the ass kicking he’s receiving, you should keep in mind when traveling to Thailand that Muay Thai is the national sport and hookers travel in packs.

This GIF comes courtesy of the newest season of The Amazing Race. Apparently the task was to slingslot a watermelon from a medieval catapult, but as you can see, it backfired and ate her face instead. She walked away unscathed but for a numb face, a headache and an audience of the entire internet LOL’ing at her.

Here’s a compilation of videos that will make you fucking grimace. I got it all covered in this post, from faceplants to spleen damage, watching these videos, you will thank your lucky stars that you aren’t in the same position these people.

Flying Reverse Roundhouse KickO

Backflip Off Vending Machine To Faceplant

Idiot Gets A Few Knees To The Head For Good Measure

Iowa Hawkeye Josh Koeppel Hit By Motorcycle

Soccer Reporter Headshot

Man Vs Plane

Quickest Way To Dispose Of Your Pesky Spleen

Epic Pool Jump Fail

Sid Vicious Leg Break, Still Hard To Stomach Even After All These Years

Man VS Shark – Shark Wins

"A faceplant is like doing a handstand except with no hands so all that’s left is your face."

Faceplant and spinal ownage

BMX flip ends in a lot of pain

2 Girls, 1 Faceplant

Parkour flip ends in faceplant

Dude bikes face first into a wall at full speed

Dude seriously eats the ground attempting a flip

Dude skids on face after failing to land bike trick

Kid’s face smashes into a car at 40mph

Here’s a pretty awesome video of some Asian dude taking on a army of thugs. If you were looking for a bodyguard, this guy should be on the top of your list.

Here’s a clip of some dude laying out a chick and then getting served by MMA badass Roger Huerta. The moral of the story: don’t knock out girls when Roger Huerta is near.