Congratulations to Manny Pacquiao for his win over Timothy Bradley tonight. He won with speed, determination and his secret weapon, his mom, Dionesia, who casted some voodoo hex on Bradley throughout the entire fight. Legend has it she’s the real reason why Mayweather doesn’t want to fight Pacman. In fact he stipulated that come fight night she wasn’t allowed in the venue which of course Pacman declined.
Fucking Jonnhy Football scored a 32 on his Wonderlic Test, which was one of the highest of the 2014 QB class. The Wonderlic Test is a 12-minute, 50-question exam that is designed to measure learning and problem-solving abilities. The test is given to almost every draft-eligible player, and it has been administered by the NFL for more than 30 years. The questions are not especially difficult, in and of themselves, but the compressed time frame is a wild card that can make questions seem more challenging. Let’s put Johnny’s score in perspective with the wonderlic scores for each NFL team’s starting QB:
Tom Brady’s season ended earlier than he would’ve hoped when Peyton Manning surgically took the Patriots apart. And yet again Tom Brady’s perfect life has been diminished by a post season defeat and the failure to capture another Super Bowl ring. Although I’m sure coming home to his multi-million dollar mansion with a supermodel wife and a Uncle Scrooge sized vault of money will help cushion this travesty.
Here’s a picture Anderson Silva recently posted on his Twitter. It’s good to see him smiling again and not writhing on the floor in complete agony. UFC also released a video of his orthopedic surgeon describing in detail what was required to stabilize his leg after the gut wrenching injury. It’s good to know that he is in good hands. We wish Anderson a speedy recovery and you’re still the GOAT!