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The Most Horrifying Thing You Will Ever Read: The 2011 San Fernando Massacre

December 5, 2017 | 7 Comments » | Topics: Hall Of Fame, Story, WTF |

The bus of the ADO line was making its regular stop in the city of San Fernando, Tamaulipas on a destination to Reynosa. They arrived at the terminal unloading two people and boarding four, making a total of 15 passengers onboard the bus. The bus departed the terminal to follow the route; it was 8:30 in the evening of March 25, 2011. They quickly left the small village as they did not want to become victims of the criminals who operate in the city, however, that night would be the last they would fear, because they were already sitting in wait for them.

The streets in San Fernando empty at about 6 pm. The small town is a ghost town after dark, no one leaves their homes, and everyone protects themselves for fear of Los Zetas. Only the luxurious SUVs are seen travelling through the empty streets, no one wants to run into them.

The bus was just leaving the village when the driver saw a truck in the distance blocking the middle of the road and hooded men wielding AR-15s, at that moment he knew that all was over. The armed men ordered him to stop the bus; the driver was forced to stop. The men approached the bus pointing their long guns and shouting; “Open the door motherfucker, move it son of a bitch if you don’t want me to shoot you in the fucking head.” Shaking the driver opened the door of the bus, and instantly the armed men boarded the bus, one of them struck the driver on the face with his rifle while the others went inside shouting at the passengers, “You all just got fucked mother fuckers.” The passengers on board were terrified, the women were crying while the children were hugging their parents, and also crying. Everyone was in panic, they thought it was just a robbery, but it was not. 

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Big-Game Hunter Dies After A Shot Elephant Falls On Him

December 4, 2017 | 6 Comments » | Topics: Story |

Theunis Botha dies after elephant fell on him

Theunis Botha, a well-known 51-year-old big game hunter from Johannesberg, South Africa, just had his last hunt. The man was leading a group of hunters in Gwai, Zimbabwe, when they saw a herd of breeding elephants. Sensing the danger, three of the animals stormed the hunters and Botha shot at them. What the man didn’t see was a fourth elephant coming after him from the side…

The animal lifted Botha with her trunk, so one of the other hunters shot her, causing the elephant to collapse. As she fell dead, the elephant dropped right on Botha, crushing the hunter to death.

According to Game Hounds Safaris, Botha’s company website, the man pioneered European-syle ‘Monteria hunts’ in the region. These kind of hunts use large packs of dogs to drive deer and boar towards them before opening fire on the animals. He was also known for hunting lions and leopards.

The man left a wife and five children behind. His body was taken to Hwange Colliery Hospital mortuary on Saturday.

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Neo-Nazi Furries Are Now A Thing

November 28, 2017 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Story, WTF |

FURRIES are no stranger to controversy, with members often labelled as perverse fetishists for dressing up in animal costumes, which dictate their role-playing “fursona”

Members of the obscure subculture often defend themselves by saying their celebration of anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics is nothing more than playful escapism.

While defending their community from outsider criticism is nothing new, there is now a fresh threat to the culture coming from within its own ranks.

It appears subculture, which has long been associated with gay and left-wing beliefs, is now being infiltrated by right-wing extremists known as “alt-furries”.

The alt-furry movement started as a joke on Twitter, with right-leaning members sharing pro-Trump, furry-themed memes using the #AltFurries hashtag.

What started as the promotion of satirical policies such as a ban on “species mixing”, soon became much more serious as the white supremacist agenda started to creep into real world furry events.

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19 Year Old Model Sells Her Virginity To Arab Businessman For Nearly $3 Million

November 27, 2017 | 7 Comments » | Topics: Story |

An American woman has just become a millionaire after selling her virginity online to the highest bidder in a controversial auction.

Giselle is a 19-year-old American model who put her virginity for sale on the website cinderella-escorts.com.

The websites specialises in ‘International High-Class Escorts’. The website also has a section where women can sell their virginity to the highest bidder.

The website reports that the highest bidder was a businessman from Abu Dhabi of €2.5 million ($2.95 million). This was then followed by a Hollywood actor then a Russian politician.

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UCLA Freshmen Gets Insane List Of Demands From Psycho Roommate She Hasn’t Even Met Yet

September 19, 2016 | 3 Comments » | Topics: Story |

Starting college can be stressful enough without a crazy roommate. Unfortunately for a couple of incoming UCLA freshmen, a series of ridiculously demanding emails from their new dorm mate seem to suggest that they didn’t get so lucky when it came to room assignments.

Winnie Chen and Gustinna Tun are prepared to start the school year, but weeks before they move in, the two girls received a series of emails from their third roommate. The first email was a simple request for the three girls to chat about move-in day. But when Chen and Tun didn’t respond within 48 hours, the roommate, called Ashly on Tun’s email, replies with the following:

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Morning Reading Of The Day: The Egg

September 8, 2016 | No Comments » | Topics: Story |

the egg andy weir

The Egg

By: Andy Weir

You were on your way home when you died.

It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.

And that’s when you met me.

“What… what happened?” You asked. “Where am I?”

“You died,” I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.

“There was a… a truck and it was skidding…”

“Yup,” I said.

“I… I died?”

“Yup. But don’t feel bad about it. Everyone dies,” I said.

You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. “What is this place?” You asked. “Is this the afterlife?”

“More or less,” I said.

“Are you god?” You asked.

“Yup,” I replied. “I’m God.”

“My kids… my wife,” you said.

“What about them?”

“Will they be all right?”

“That’s what I like to see,” I said. “You just died and your main concern is for your family. That’s good stuff right there.”

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Man Shoots Three Women After They Refused To Sing ‘Happy Birthday’ To His Girlfriend

December 4, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Story, WTF |

A man has been sentenced to 27 years in prison for shooting and killing three people who refused to sing “Happy Birthday.”

According to the Huffington Post, 20-year-old Delonte Thomas opened fire at a birthday party in Minneapolis, Minnesota, last July. The party was being held in celebration of an unnamed person who happened to share the same birth date as the girlfriend of Delonte Thomas. After party guests sang “Happy Birthday” to the guest of honor, Thomas demanded they sing another “Happy Birthday” rendition for his date. Nobody obeyed the request, which infuriated Delonte Thomas to the point of leaving the party and returning 20 minutes later with a semi-automatic handgun.

Three of the party guests were shot in the attack. Nobody was fatally wounded, which is amazing considering the number of times Delonte Thomas shot each of the party guests.

Thomas reportedly singled out one woman who outwardly objected to the idea of singing “Happy Birthday.” He shot her a total of nine times. Two other party guests were shot eight times each, but incredibly all three recovered from their injuries after surgery. One of the bullets went straight through a victim’s chest.

Officials reported on Monday that Delonte Thomas would be sentenced to 27 years in prison for the violent outburst, all over the song “Happy Birthday.” He was convicted of three counts of attempted murder.

Strangely, Delonte Thomas claimed in court he was playing the role of “peacemaker” after the “Happy Birthday” incident, but also said he doesn’t even remember the shooting.

“Everybody makes mistakes, and everybody deserves a second chance,” said Delonte Thomas. “I’m the peacemaker, I’m the one to try my best to make it through a situation. I don’t recall having a gun. I don’t recall shooting (anybody). I just hope to get some type of mercy here.”

There was quite a bit of debate over the sentence of Delonte Thomas. His defense attorney tried to reduce the term to 16 years, while the prosecution argued for each of the attempted murder charges to be served consecutively — totaling more than 40 years behind bars. According to the Hennepin County District Attorney, the judge decided to compromise on the “Happy Birthday” shooting and sentenced the 20-year-old to slightly over 27 years.

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You Could Use Another Hilarious Poop Story In Your Life

May 19, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Story |

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When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shiet to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn’t aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.

Let me set the scene. Her parents are away. We have her house to ourselves. She was always a little kinky so she demands we do it in her parents bed. I walk in to a candle holocaust. She’s been working on this all day apparently, and its as bright as high noon in there with the lights off. Which is good, because she proceeds to do a sweet, sexy little dance for me. At 16, she was AMAZING. For those of you who never experienced a female at that age, I pity the fool.

Now I’m sitting on the bed, watching this dance. I smile and tell her how good she looks. Unfortunately, most of my attention is focused on the dull throbbing from my sphincter and the large amount of intestinal discomfort associated with not dropping duce in days. But somehow I still get hard and we go to town. She starts out on top, then we switch. I bend her over the bed, and I even smack her ass (a ballsy move at the time, but she loved it). Due to my built up distraction, I last for what seems like FOREVER. She can’t stop moaning and telling me how good it feels, and then she says what every man wants to hear “I want to make you cum in my mouth.” I fu*king love women.

So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say “tell me if you like this”. Then I feel it.

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