This Aikido master must be delusional, watch the first vid, then watch the second.

Kung fu “Master” calls out Joe Rogan

Crazy Martial Arts Demo

I’m still stuck in the 90′s. I don’t think I will ever get over it. The carefree days of playing video games, taking a break when the ice cream man rang his jingle and not having to worry about bills, insurance, rent, office politics, and the myriad of other bullshit that seems to haunt being a grown up. The only comfort I take is to remember the good ol’ days and the good ol’ days consisted in a lot of video game playing, specifically NES. Here’s a selection of 10 awesome NES games, the boss fights and the ending to help you take a break from being a grown-up.

Mike Tyson’s Punch Out

The Legend of Zelda

Contra

Metroid

Mega Man 1

Double Dragon 3

Castlevania

Battletoads

Bubble Bobble

Bionic Commando

Here’s a damn funny video of what it would look like if girls and guys swapped roles at a bar. I’m just going to leave it at that and not waste any more of your energy reading. Enjoy laughing at the damn video already.

Her name is Jacey Marie and she will cure you from all your ailments that currently hinder you from having a good day. Check out the rest of her pictures here and follow her on Twitter here

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That’s Just Wrong (25 Pics) – Ned Hardy

Mother Of Cats, This Is The Cutest Cat I Have Ever Seen! (7 Pics) – We Rule The Internet

Lil Wayne totally looks like…..Awesome Galore

Rebecca is your damn cute college girl of the day – College Humor

13 Fictional Characters Caught In The Real World – The Slingshot

Top 20 Best iPhone Games of 2011 – Crowd Ignite

This gun was made for Indiana Jones (15 Photos) – The Brigade

Holy Crap! This girl fills out a bikini so damn nicely – Double Viking

5 Ridiculous Sex Myths Everyone Believes – Linkiest

Kelly Brook – A Sexy Housewife – Pick Me Up News

Natalia Velez Lingerie Photos – G-Celeb

Emma Stone Sinful Ginger Sideboob – Celeb Jihad

Patricia Beck is going to be your new love! – Brosome

Four Simple Steps to Get You Through Valentine’s Day – Bro Bible

She’s Uncoachable: Alexis Lopez Turns It Up a Notch – Uncoached

Cosplayer Of the Week: Sage Bell – Unreality Mag

Kelly Brook in a Bikini in Brazil – Yeeeah

Dramatic Interpretation of a Facebook Conversation – Ego TV

Girls Getting Fat (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning

The Afternoon Picdump (204 Pics) – Banned In Hollywood

Pawn Shop Drops 900 Pounds Of Butterfingers In Boston For Wes Welker [Photos] – Busted Coverage

Shauna Sand Looks Like A Stripper Despite Ditching Trademark Heels – Moe Jackson

It’s getten’ dicey in Syria (22 Photos) – The Brigade

Afternoon Pick-Me-Up: Sammy Braddy [Photos] – F-Listed

When you accidentally “Like” a swimsuit photo of a girl whose facebook you are creeping on.

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A Day In The Life Of New York Knicks’ Jeremy Lin

A Day In The Life of Wiz Khalifa

A Day In The Life Of Comedian Jo Koy

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Here’s a pretty awesome video of some dude attempting to take The Gauntlet. The Gauntlet being the consumption of 6 habanero’s, the devouring of 15 warheads, the drinking and eating of diet coke and mento’s at the same time, the consumption of a spoonful of cinnamon and the drinking of a gallon of milk all in succession. Also there were two kick in the nuts after all was said and done to make sure that this man never reproduces, which in all honesty was a public service. God I love stupid people. If it weren’t for them, there would only be porn and cats on the internet.