Attack Of The GIFs

February 6, 2012 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Funny Pictures, GIFs |

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The Ultimate Super Bowl Party Food Guide

February 5, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: main |

The big day is upon us and you got the huge 150 inch tv installed in your living room. You got 3 kegs of beer and an ungodly amount of top shelf liquor that would make an AA meeting tremble in its feet. Now comes the food and while every other Joe Blow is serving up a few bags of Doritos, some pizza and a party tray from Costco, you up the ante and serve up a few of these epic Super Bowl approved food concotions…..

man food

Schnitzels and Things

1 veal, 1 pork and 2 chicken schnitzels, layered with 4 hash browns, 10 rashers of bacon and mozzarella.

 

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Death Sausage

3 pounds ground beef, 2 pounds country sausage, 2 pounds smoked bacon, 1 pound andouille sausage, 1 pound chicken strips, and 4 regular size hotdogs, seasoned with various sauces and spices such as BBQ sauce, baconnaise, and bacon flavored seasoning salt. Read the rest of this entry »


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The Dumping Grounds

February 3, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: The Dumping Grounds |

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Fact: Women Will Test You Ever Chance They Get

February 3, 2012 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Dating |

shiet test

It’s a fact, like the sun will rise tomorrow morning or the fact that I will get a boner from looking at pictures of skanks on the internet. Women will test you every chance they get. Why, you ask? They need to know that you have a backbone, that you’ll set limits, that you’ll stand up for yourself. It makes them feel safe when you won’t take any crap. It somehow provides them with reassurance that you are strong enough and confident enough to fight back when you’re provoked and that you’re capable of protecting them from danger. And not being able to pass these tests is the surest way to know that you will be going home with your head tucked between your legs and your right hand to console you from such a failure. Here’s a few examples of common shiet test thrown out by women with the corresponding correct and wrong way to answer and pass such tests.

“I’m mad at you!”

This is a fairly common one. I’ve had this one thrown at me from both a serious and playful side (more often playful).

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I Hope Your Weekend Is As AWESOME As These 20 Pictures

February 3, 2012 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Awesomeness |

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Zombie Apocalypse Survival Item Of The Week: A Fully Decked Out Mercedes Zetros

February 3, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness |

mercedes zetros luxury

This one goes out to all the individuals, who need a super solid, super luxurious,  6×6, 7.2-liter inline-six diesel engine, 326 horsepower, 960 pound-feet of torque RV, for all their Zombie Apocalypse surviving needs. Luxury amenities include: full bedroom, living room, kitchen and bathroom (complete with shower, marble tiles and under-floor heating). 46-inch flat-screen TV monitors, outdoor grilles, Bose sound systems, self-adjusting motorized satellite dishes, Wi-Fi and a storage space for an ATV.

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How To Reject A Rejection Letter Like A BOSS

February 3, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, Writing |

Herbert A Millington
Chair – Graduate Studies Committee
Whatsa Matta University
College Hill, MA 01610

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank for your letter of April 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me admission to your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite W.M.U.’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will join the ranks of graduate students in your department this September. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,

Chris L. Jensen


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The Dumping Grounds

February 2, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: The Dumping Grounds |

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Going To Interrupt Your Productivity With These 20 Hilarious Photos

February 2, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

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