23 pictures to give your funny bone a much needed workout

December 22, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

lol pictures

lol pictures

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The Husband Store

December 22, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

husband store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited.


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The Dumping Ground

December 21, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: The Dumping Grounds |

daily dumpage

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Pirate Bay’s big FU to lawyers

December 21, 2011 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Awesomeness, PIC |

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I spy some hookers on Google Street View

December 21, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

Here’s a compilation of hookers found using Google Maps. If anyone has the coordinates to any of these locations, please let me know….I need it for ‘educational’ purposes.

prostitutes on google maps

prostitutes on google maps

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MTV still has one show left that doesn’t suck all the life from your soul…MTV’s True Life

December 21, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Movies, Video Games |

Although you may have lost all faith in MTV, with shows like Jersey Shore, The Hills and whatever soul sucking programming they seem to conjure up nowadays, keep that tiny shred of hope alive for the fallen channel, as long as they stil continue to air True Life. An awesomely interesting documentary series that hits at the hearts of the affected youth of a nation. Here’s a full episode entitled I’m A Gamer. This one goes out to anyone who has ever put in 12 hours a day, 7 days a week trying to beat the newest and greatest game that came out that summer.

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The Dumping Grounds

December 20, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: The Dumping Grounds |

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Not all cops are douchebags…some are actually cool and will bust out a sweet heel-flip when duty calls.

December 20, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness |

Good Guy Police: Makes sure citizens avoiding the rain are okay. Spent a moment doing public relations with youth of community. Renews faith in many.
Bad Guy Police: Just… stop. Be like Good Guy Police. Its okay. I promise.


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