I’m Naming This Truck…’Freaking Awesome’

December 8, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: main |

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A Few Anti-Jokes Because Laughing Is Highly Overrated Anyways

December 8, 2011 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

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Knock, Knock. 
Who’s there? 
Dave. 
Dave who? 
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Roses are red, 
Violets are blue. 
I have a gun. 
Get in the van.

What’s sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 
They were my friends.

Q: Why can’t Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? 
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The duck doesn’t say anything because its a duck.

Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? 
Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? 
I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

How do you confuse a blond? 
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street. 
They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.

how do you make a plumber cry 
you kill his family

An Irishman walks out of a bar.


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Pure, Total, Complete, Unadulterated LOLs

December 8, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

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Holy Shieeeeeet! It’s The Trailer For The Three Stoogers Movie…Yay Or Nay?

December 8, 2011 | 3 Comments » | Topics: Movies |

A lot of people are giving it shiet and want to burn the Farrelly Brothers on a stick for even trying to touch the Three Stooges, but out of respect for Moe, Larry And Curly, I’ll hold my judgement until after I torrent and view the movie.

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The Dumping Grounds

December 7, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: The Dumping Grounds |

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5 Essential Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Move That Every Man Should Have Under His Belt

December 7, 2011 | 3 Comments » | Topics: How To, Sports |

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You don’t have to be a fan of MMA, to realize the benefits of Jiu Jitsu and how it can be used to negotiate precarious situations. Douchebags are a constant threat in a real world and to be able to confidently neutralize a dumbass in the midst of a drunken stupor is more reason enough to learn this practical martial arts. Here are 5 essential moves that every warm blooded male should have under his belt.

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19 Minor, Everyday Victories That Are Way Enjoyable

December 7, 2011 | 6 Comments » | Topics: List |

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Whenever I’m waiting for the bus and it stops so that the door is right in front of me.

Getting that popcorn kernel unstuck from in between my gum and tooth.

Go to public bathroom and it’s empty!

When I’m approaching a red light and don’t have to brake before it turns green again.

Being able to carry everything in from the car in one trip, no matter how much stuff

Waking up like 30 seconds before the alarm and shutting it off before it goes off. FCUK YOU ALARM

Getting that elusive front parking space at a mall, grocery store, etc.

Correct change when I buy something.

When there isn’t a random-ass sock left over when I finish laundry!

When something is exactly where I left it two weeks ago when I need it again!

Pressing the elevator button and having it open right there like it was waiting for me

Parallel parking in one swoop, without adjusting. Did this twice today, directly in front of my apartment.

Slipping through a closing door without pushing it open any further, with all the agility of a thousand ninjas.

Getting an eyelash out of my eye.

Taking a huge crap and having it come out as one single, gigantic log, Especially when your first wipe is clean.

When you click the wrong link by mistake, and you manage to click the right one before the page loads.

I absolutely love the feeling when you think you don’t have money on your debit card, but you do.

Popping a zit easily and completely

That feeling you get then you successfully throw a wadded up piece of paper in the trash from a long distance.


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Joe Rogan Interviews The Man, The Myth, The Legend, Shane ‘F**king’ Smith

December 7, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: main |

Shane Fcuking Smith, ladies and gentlemen. The dude from Vice Magazine that travels to the most dangerous places on this planet, lives and reports to tell about it. North Korea, check. Liberia, check. Congo, check. A North Korean slave colony in Siberia, check. A bathtub full of Bangkok trannies, check. How could this podcast not be fcuking interesting as hell????


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The purpose of this document is to provide you with a complete and unequivocal guide to success.

December 6, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Motivation |

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Principles

  1. You have an obligation to yourself and to the world to achieve your goals and exact your values.
  2. You have an obligation to give nothing short of 100% on every task you perform.
  3. You have a limited amount of time, and can therefore do limited things.
  4. Setting up an end-time for a task is by definition unoptimal – if you can’t make it, then you waste time feeling guilty, and if you can make it, you waste time because you “have time.”
  5. There is an optimal methodology for organizing actions toward various goals such as to minimize negative effects of boredom, tire, anxiety, and overconfidence.
  6. Based on 3, 4, and 5, it’s important to set achievable goals, yet have enough of them and enough variety such that time-wasting can be avoided. The system for this is as follows:
    1. For each day, and the next two, have a list of actions that satisfy the following template:
      1. 1 primary task
      2. 2 secondary tasks
      3. 3+ tertiary tasks
      4. Relevant down-time tasks
      5. Relevant break-time tasks
    2. For each week, have a list of goals that satisfy the following template:
      1. 1 primary goal
      2. 2 secondary goals
      3. 3+ tertiary goals
    3. For each month, your preparation tasks are slightly more extensive.
      1. You need to think about where you are in pursuit of your goals, and where you need to be. Make some notes about this, and retain the analysis in your memory as well.
      2. Next, you must orchestrate a plan for accomplishing what you need to during the month. This plan must at least consist of, in its barebone form:
        1. The sequence of actions that will lead to the accomplishment of each goal
        2. The possible impediments to achieving that goal, and solutions to them
        3. Analysis of the state of all areas of one’s life, their intended directions, and key perspectives and events to be aware of in the coming weeks.
        4. An honest evaluation of one’s goals and the efficacy of this system.
    4. After each task, evaluate what you’ve accomplished, what’s going on around you, and what you need to do next
  7. The criteria for deciding what to do next are simple:
    1. You do the most important task that you have the capacity to do, unless there is another that would yield better results at that time.
  8. It’s important to plan to be able to carry out the tasks that you should be doing at any given time, so think in advance, and be prepared with whatever materials you may need.
  9. You must keep track of what your monthly, weekly, and daily goals are. Furthermore, you must be able to adjust them as needed. Therefore, keep a clear, concise log of what they are in a digital document.

Crushing one’s old habits and becoming the best person possible is not easy. In many ways, it will be like going through drug withdrawal, and in others it will be in credibly scary and negative. Yet, it’s important to realize that it is impossible for you to live an authentic life, and therefore be happy, without doing exactly this. The positives will start to roll in as time goes by, however, and as you exert more effort and become more adept as a person.

You can do all of this. You will be so happy when you do. It is the only real way forward. Delaying this is wasting your time and destroying yourself.


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Assure Your Survival During The Zombie Apocalypse, Buy This House!

December 6, 2011 | 2 Comments » | Topics: main |

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This house is located in the Adirondack State Park, New York. It’s on sale for $1.75 million. It was built decades ago when every one was afraid of the nuclear war. It has area of 2,000 square feet (186 square meters) above ground and another 2,300 square feet (213 square meters) under the ground.

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