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Photohsop Tips From A Warn And Beaten Man

September 22, 2009 | 4 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |




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Annoyed Pron Store Clerk

September 22, 2009 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

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Dear Pron Purchaser, Annoyed

1. I’ll say this one time only: we do not accept returns unless the movie you purchased is defective in some way. This means the movie doesn’t play. This does not mean that the video was not long enough, didn’t feature enough fcuking, didn’t feature enough money shots, featured too many dicks and not enough pussy, featured too many pussies and not enough dicks or any other content-based complaint you may have. You bought it, you wanked to it and now its yours. Forever. kthxbye.

2. If your movie is defective, you have two (2) days to return it with the receipt and original package. This means if you purchase the movie on Monday morning, you have until Wednesday evening to bring it back. This means when you return the movie, you have to have that little piece of paper we give you when we sell you the movie and the cover and box must be intact. It’s possible, but very unlikely, that we didn’t give you a receipt. It’s impossible that you didn’t get the packaging. That’s just ridiculous. Oh, and if you return a movie, I will put the movie in our DVD player to make sure it doesn’t work. Yes, that’s right. I’m college educated and I get to check pron for defects at work. My parents sure are proud.

3. Seriously, who purchases pron anymore? Have you ever heard of the internet? Well, in case you haven’t, it’s a magical series of tubes that gives you access to a plethora of pronography you cannot even imagine. Pronography beyond your wildest dreams! And, better yet, it’s free!

4. Seriously, who rents pron anymore? Please see #3.

5. Why are you so fcuking picky about your pronography? I really don’t understand. It’s a movie. With people fcuking each other. A lot. The movies are separated into broad genres in our movie section for your convenience. You can find run of the mill people fcuking each other a lot movies, movies with only black people fcuking each other a lot, interracial groupings fcuking each other a lot, only men fcuking each other a lot, only women fcuking each other a lot, people fcuking each other a lot and doing kinky shiet at the same time, and so on. It’s pretty basic and usually, the titles describe what is going to happen in the movie pretty well. “Big Black Poles in White Holes,” for instance, says a lot about what the movie will be about. So do titles like “Giant Goo Covered Jugs,” “Girls Kissing Girls,” “Anal Addiction,” “Big Wet Bootyes,” “Enema Queens,” and “Hairy Cooter Bonanza.” Usually, you don’t have to think a lot about what a movie is about (other than fcuking, of course) – pronography isn’t known for being demure.

6. I have not seen every movie in our collection so I can’t tell you whether “Giant Greeze Covered Bootyes” is better than “Big Wet Booty Poppin’ Booty.” To be honest, I don’t even like pronography. Even if I did, I wouldn’t tell you about my pronography watching habits. Please use your own discretion in determining which movie is right for you.

7. I can help you find movies by title, studio or star. If you don’t have a specific title, studio or star you are looking for, please limit your question asking. We have thousands of movies and I’m not going to look through them to help you find a movie featuring double penetration, strap ons, interracial couplings, and hairy women covered in oil wearing rubber. Take your specific fetishes to the internet. Please see #3 and 4.

8. Some of you rent or purchase multiple movies every day or so. Do you have a job? Do you do anything except watch pron? How have you not masturbated yourself retarded at this point? Seriously…calm down a little bit and, for the love of God, save yourself some money and get a computer and internet access.

Thanks and have a nice day,

Your Friendly Adult Store Clerk


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The 56 Year Old Virgin

September 21, 2009 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

A woman announced at a Texas Education Agency hearing yesterday that she is a 56-year-old virgin. She thought she was testifying at a hearing about sex education, however the agency’s members informed her that they were taking testimony on alcohol awareness and the sex ed stuff was the day before.




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Brandon Stokley’s Deflection Catch Re-Created In Tecmo Bowl

September 21, 2009 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Video Games |

An awesome catch combined with a super awesome game…




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Most Ridiculously Awesome Fight Scene Ever

September 21, 2009 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness |



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6 things every girl is afraid to do in front of her man

September 19, 2009 | No Comments » | Topics: main |

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Moving in together is a huge step for any couple. While the guy might worry his Xbox will be replaced with a stack of Oprah magazines, we’re stressing about losing all of our privacy. It’s not that we don’t want to spend every single waking moment together — it’s more like we don’t want you to realize that we have flaws, quirks, and normal body functions.

6. Eat messy foods

A good date centers around good food, great conversation, and fantastic foreplay under the table. We don’t want to ruin the mood by slurping up spaghetti, gnawing on a piece of sushi, or stabbing ourselves in the eye with a tricky kabob stick. Save us some trouble by picking a place with bite-sized sauce-free food like carrots or ice shavings.

Check out the rest of the list here >>


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Teletubbies Invade Left 4 Dead

September 19, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Video Games |

If you didn’t think the game was scary enough, try this mod by Flameknight7 which changes all the common infected to Teletubbies….sweet dreams biatches…..




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$1,000,000 Hole In One

September 18, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Sports |

Here’s a video of Jason Hargett sinking a 150 yard shot for a million dollars at the Mark Eaton Celebrity Classic in Utah. Props to this guy for pulling off an amazing shot when it really counted.




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