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How To Get Free Drinks At The Club

April 17, 2009 | 5 Comments » | Topics: main |

worlds fastest drinker

Getting free drinks at a bar, club or any other social gathering is a relatively easy task. For girls, all you need to do is show up. For guys, you need to bring a friend who is a girl. Naturally most of the guys there will offer to buy your female friend a drink in hopes of getting her inebriated enough to get into her pants. Tell her to accept all drink offers, which she will then pass on to you. However one should take caution to the contents of the drink may contain roofies or some other mind altering drug.


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World’s Fastest Drinker!

April 17, 2009 | 5 Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness |

This is U-N-R-E-A-L!!!!!




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26 Year Old Man Trapped In Two-Year-Old Body

April 17, 2009 | 9 Comments » | Topics: WTF |

26 year old trapped in babys body

Reminicient of an old Twilight Zone episode, Jerly Lyngdoh is a 26-year-old man trapped in the body of a two-year-old toddler. Lyngdoh, who lives with his farmer parents in Meghalaya, northern India, looks like any other tot with his small head and 2ft 9ins frame. But It’s only when he opens his mouth to reveal a full set of adult teeth that the truth about the world’s oldest baby is revealed. Experts believe glands which secrete growth hormones may be damaged. Dr J. Ryndong thinks "this is a case of pan-hypo pituitarism leading to poor secretion of growth hormones from the pituitary gland. He is a genuine rarity". The downside: you are an fu*king 26 year old trapped in a 2 year olds body. The upside: you can still breastfeed!


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Corky From Life Goes On, Found And Doing Big Things!

April 15, 2009 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, main |

Corky from Life Goes On had it bad. As if giving him Down Syndrome at birth wasn’t bad enough, his parents gave him a nickname that guaranteed him to get made fun of at school. He started off in a hole at birth and they dug him deeper in the hole witht that name. The stand out star from Life Goes On dissapeared fromt the mainstream eye when the show was canceled in 1993, however our sleuths at Caveman Circus found him making waves in football, comedy and the political arena….

corky life goes on

corky life goes on

corky life goes on


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Men Amongst Men: Joey Chestnut Downs A 5 Pound Burrito In 2 Minutes

April 15, 2009 | 4 Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness |

joey chestnut





A true American hero!


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Top 13 Motivational Posters

April 14, 2009 | 13 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, List, main |

motivational pics

motivational pics

motivational pics


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Douchebag Dominos Employees

April 14, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Douchebagery |




These people must be borderline mentally disabled if they film themselves doing this sh*t and then post it on YouTube. This video is going viral and these two douches are going to get ruined….but seriously though, that Domino’s Pizza Tracker is awesome!


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The Om Nom Heart Attack: The Two-Pound Cheeseburger

April 14, 2009 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Food, main, Sports, WTF |

two pound cheeseburger

I present to you the Om Nom Heart Attack: A Two Pound Cheeseburger! Take a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder, times that by 8 and you get… a DOUBLE POUNDER! The beast needed two McNuggets boxes to contain it. You think it looks hard to eat?
Imagine it on the way out. It would be like clenching a grenade in your ass and pulling the pin.


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