Sandra Lee Is A Wealth Of LOL’s….Yes, You Read Right, Sandra Lee!

March 28, 2011 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

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I hardly watch the Food Network, but when I am, you better be damn sure I’m tuned into Sandra Fcuking Lee. I’m not sure if it’s the vodka she swig in between takes or if she’s getting high on her own cooking spray but she has to be the most unintentionally funniest person on that damn channel. Don’t take my word for it, check out the evidence below…

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The Biggest Letdown Of The Year (PIC)

March 28, 2011 | 2 Comments » | Topics: PIC |

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Saving You The Time And Energy Of Watching The Turd Known As Machete: All The Best Scenes From It

March 28, 2011 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness |

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So I just saw Machete yesterday and although I had high hopes for the movie(Robert Rodriguez + Danny Trejo + Robert De Niro + Jessica Alba + Gore + Violence = A Winning Combination?) I can say with an above average amount of certainty that it is a piece of crap. Many of you will disagree and claim that the ultra-campiness of the movie, the look and the feel, the bad acting, the horrible dialogue and the overt use of violence to make up for a solid story line was what Robert Rodriguez intended for but 30 minutes in, I was ready to bail, that is until someone informed me that Lindsay Lohan was topple somewhere in the movie and in which case I stuck it out for the entire 105 minutes. Even though the movie sucked ass, there were a few scenes that were commendable and I posted those scenes below saving you an hour and a half of your life which can be properly utilized while watching pron.

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I Think Someone Put Steroids In His Baby Bottle (GIF)

March 28, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: GIFs |


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The Path To Getting The Girl Of Your Dreams Begins With Attitude

March 25, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Dating, Motivation |

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A couple weeks ago I wrote an article about getting the girl of you dreams, and although it served to get you in the mindset that getting the girl of your dreams wasn’t a fantasy reserved for characters in books and movies, it really didn’t detail out the necessary steps to get your dream girl. So lets begin. The first step is attitude. Everything begins with attitude. Whether you’re trying become an awesome surfer, a heralded writer or in this case a mack daddy, if you don’t have the proper attitude to begin with, you might as well give up, because you’re already dead in water. If you believe that you won’t and can’t meet an awesome girl that you can share your life with, you won’t. It’s that plain and simple. So the first step is to have the proper attitude and that requries you to ditch all the negativity and nurture a mindset that will aid you throughout your journey. There will be plenty of external obstacles in your way and you don’t need to create more, especially one’s that are self imposed. So get rid of the word ‘can’t’ from you vocabulary and go out this weekend with the mindset that you will and you can meet an awesome girl and that folks is all she wrote… for now. I’ll be back next week with step two. Have a good weekend everybody!


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A Skill That You Need To Have In Your Repertoire If You Want To Be Considered The Man Of The House

March 25, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: How To |

how to light water heaterThis is totally random and offbeat and I’m pretty sure 90% of you guys will pass on this post and instead opt for the scantily clad babe in the previous post, but being able to perform basic repairs around the house is an invaluable tool that not only helps out with the livelihood of everyone living in your house, but it also shows your girl that you are the man of the house and possess the skills necessary to upkeep it. Here’s a pretty detailed, yet simple video showing you how to light the burner of your hot water heater. (insert Tim Allen grunt here)

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How To Splurge Properly: Rent This $53,000 Per Night Private Island

March 24, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: main |

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This little slice of heaven is Sir Richard Branson’s Necker Island. It is available for only $53,000 per night if you count to take 28 favorite people with you and it comes with a staff of 60 employees. It is located in the British Virgin Islands and is 74 acres of land that is surrounded by beautiful sandy beaches, coral reefs, and gorgeous blue water.

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25 Pictures To Teach You A Thing Or Two About ‘Winning’

March 24, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness |

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