Introducing The ShamHo! Designed Exclusively To Clean Up Hooker Blood!

April 4, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Funny Pictures |


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‘And This Sh*t Is Legal’

April 4, 2009 | 3 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

The Best Of Salvia Bad-Trippin:








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Hail to the CH- CH- CH- CHIEF

April 2, 2009 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, WTF |

chia obama

In the tradition of the Chia Pet, Joseph Enterprises is releasing the Chia Obama to celebrate the innaguration of our 44th President. What better way to commemorate the first black president of the United States then by immortalizing him through a Chia. Can you grow one? YES YOU CAN.


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Woman Handcuffs Herself To Husband, Begins Biting Him

April 2, 2009 | 3 Comments » | Topics: Sports, WTF |

A woman attempting to reconcile with her estranged husband handcuffed herself to him as he slept and then bit him on his torso and arms as he phoned for help, police said. Helen Sun, 37, told police she wanted to have a conversation with Robert Drawbaugh without him leaving. She changed the locks on their bedroom door and, while he was sleeping Monday, handcuffed herself to him, authorities said. Drawbaugh was able to dial 911 from his cell phone. Nearly out of breath, he told dispatchers he woke up handcuffed, was still bound to his wife and was holding her down, according to a recording released by police.





Its a sad state of affairs when a man can defend himself from an abusive woman. The fact he didn’t hit her gives him a leg to stand on in court. The moment he hits her, he’s suddenly the criminal.


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Top 10 Ramen Recipies

March 31, 2009 | 4 Comments » | Topics: Food, List |

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Ramen can be used as the cornerstone for every simple, delicious and most importantly of all, cheap meal. Here are 10 simple yet delicious recipies for Ramen that could satisfy any anyone looking to save a buck or two.

1. RAMEN AND CHEESE
Cook 1 pkg. Ramen Noodles in water for 5 minutes. Drain. Add 1/2 cup grated cheese and 1/4 cup milk. Heat. Stir until cheese is melted. Serves one.

2. RAMEN SPAGHETTI
Cook a brick of Ramen Noodles for each person. Drain the noodles when done. Place in center of a plate. Add some butter, salt, and pepper, and some heated canned spaghetti sauce and toss well to mix ingredients. Serve with garlic toast and a green salad.

3. RAMEN THAI
Cook 2 pkg. Ramen Oriental with flavor packets. Do not drain. Add 2 Tbsp. soy sauce, 2 Tbsp. peanut butter, 1 Tbsp. brown sugar, 1/2 tsp. lemon peel or lemongrass, and 1/2 tsp. cayenne or hot sauce. Mix well. Garnish with chopped peanuts and a few chives.

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Balls Of Steel: Skydiving From The Edge Of Space

March 31, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Awesomeness |

On August 16, 1960, Joseph Kittinger jumped out of a balloon from an air-thin height of 102,800 feet. He fell for 4 minutes and 36 seconds reaching a maximum speed of 614 mph before opening his parachute at 18,000 feet. Breaking the speed of sound during the fall, Kittinger used a small stabilizing chute before a larger, main parachute opened in the denser atmosphere. He safely touched down in barren New Mexico desert, 13 minutes 45 seconds after he vaulted into the void. He set historical numbers for highest balloon ascent, highest parachute jump, longest drogue-fall (4 min), and fastest speed by a human through the atmosphere.





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That’s Just Wrong: Kid’s Slide Resembles Penis

March 30, 2009 | 3 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

There something horribly wrong when you design a kid slide to resemble a penis, in which little kids come out through the tip. Those crazy whacky liberal-minded Euros. Gotta love em.If that were in the US there’d be an FBI raid complete with copters and snipers. Kids would all end up in foster homes, parents off to jail after being crucified in the media.





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ShamWow Dude Pulls A Chris Brown On A Hooker

March 30, 2009 | No Comments » | Topics: main |

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Vince Shlomi, better known as the ShamWow pitchman gave a hooker a piece of his mind, when she bit on his tongue and refused to let go. According to police reports:

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

I hope he had a few Sham-Wow on hand to soak up blood from the carpet. You don’t want it to cause mold and mildew.


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