RIP Blue Iris

April 22, 2009 | 1 Comment » | Topics: main |

blue iris

Listening to the Howard Stern Show today, I was saddened to hear about pron star-turned-Wackpacker Blue Iris suffering a heart attack and was put on life support. It is even more disheartening to hear that since the reporting of the news, Blue Iris was taken off life support and has since died. Our hearts and our prayers go out to the family of Blue Iris. In memory of Blue Iris, I have posted some of her memorable appearences on the Howard Stern Show….thanks for all the laughs, you will be missed.

Blue Iris Calls To Get Her Radiator Fixed




Blue Iris Calls A Redneck Woman





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