n. the inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like—as if all your social tastebuds suddenly went numb, leaving you unable to distinguish cheap politeness from the taste of genuine affection, unable to recognize its rich and ambiguous flavors, its long and delicate maturation, or the simple fact that each tasting is double-blind.
When my boss asks me if I have any plans over the weekend
How I feel with only one week left at my job
Despite All The Bullsh*t NSA Nonsense, I Still Have Plenty Of Love For My Country, The United States Of Murica!
Beware of the Dolphin!
I never realized how terrifyingly badass the buffalo is