Laughter Is The Best Medicine, Here Are 20 Pictures Towards Your Health
September 8, 2011 | 1 Comment » | Topics: LOLs |
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Don’t Usually Like To Laugh At Other People’s Misfortune, But For Terrell Owens, I’ll Make An Exception
September 8, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: FAIL, Sports |
Here’s a video of NFL wide receiver, Terrell Owens shedding a tear over his financial situation. I found a comment on WorldStarHipHop that more poignantly puts into words how I feel about this situation. I also threw in a video of him crying for Tony Romo for good measure.
This ni**a always crying like a b!tch about something. Those b!tchez on the couch was about to raise up when they found out he aint have no credit. LOL
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More Awesomeness From The StomachPunch Network:
Any Attempt At Explaining These 20 Pictures Would Be A Complete Waste Of Your Time
September 7, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: WTF |
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The Male Dictionary Vs The Female Dictionary
September 7, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: LOLs |
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
For a female: Any part under a car’s hood.
For a male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT (but) n.
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes “look bigger.”
Male: what you slap when someone’s scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
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Starting Off Your Morning With A Flurry Of Awesomely And Hilarious Animated GIFs
September 7, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: GIFs |
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The Dumping Grounds
September 6, 2011 | No Comments » | Topics: The Dumping Grounds |
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You Need To Get Off Facebook
September 6, 2011 | 2 Comments » | Topics: TRUTH |
Here’s a pretty awesome video of some dude listing off the many reasons why you should start living a life outside the bounds of Facebook. I’ll be the first to admit that I’m addicted to Facebook. I’m on that shiet all day long and constantly refreshing the browser to get new content, notifications, friend requests and fcuking pokes. And as a Facebook addict, this video is refreshing and gives me insight into how much I’m engorged in this world, when I take notice of the way I live my life, the things I do and the people that I meet is directly affected by how it would look on Facebook. I think me and Facebook need to take a little time apart from each other.
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You Never Truly Experience MMA Until You Watch This Fight
September 6, 2011 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Sports |
Here’s a pretty devastating ‘middleweight’ MMA match between Jeremy Bullock and Travis Fulton, in which Bullock, a Tae Kwon Do expert, gets slammed to the ground and destroyed like I never seen before. Dude basically gets suplexed and gets fcuked up! I never seen a dude writhe in pain, screaming and yelling and then get carried out in a stretcher like this before. This match is freaking insane!
