Guys, if you can’t fathom why women hate being catcalled, just think about those obnoxious salesmen at mall kiosks. You know how awkward and annoyed you feel trying to get by them as they desperately try to push their shitty product on you?
Imagine if that happened EVERYWHERE, and if - instead of shoe cleaner - their product was DICK.
That’s a woman’s reality: a never-ending, thinly veiled penis infomercial. Moral reasons aside, you shouldn’t catcall simply because it doesn’t work. From an economic standpoint, dick is over-saturating the marketplace. Supply and demand. Too many guys are trying to supply dick. Droves of desperate dudes are drastically decreasing dick demand, detrimenting distribution.
Simply put: The Cock Market is an all time low.
The reason vagina is such a valuable commodity is because it’s harder to come by. You can’t just get it through a hole in the wall at a truck stop bathroom. You want your product to sell, you have to create a need.
In everyone’s best interest, gentlemen, treat your dicks like the McRib. Periodically take them off the market. Give consumers a chance to miss them and forget how gross they really are.
Here’s a compilation of the 10 best fight scenes that we have seen a hundred times over, yet still captivates us each and every time we watch it.
Kiss Of The Dragon – Final Fight
13 Of The Most Unexplained Photos That Exists – Ned Hardy
5 Practical Ways to Build a Great Social Life – The Dating Specialist
The 40 Sexiest Sets Of Celebrity Twins – Knowd
6 Most Iconic Swimsuits In Movie History – Crowd Ignite
This is the Panavia Tornado in high-res (72 HQ Photos) – The Brigade
Rihanna’s Weird Bikini Pic of the Day – Drunken Ninja
Amazing Inventions You Did Not Know Existed – Leenks
South African hottie Nicole Meyer will blow your mind! – Linkiest
Christina Milian’s Booty Gets the Boot from DWTS – G-Celeb
All Smiles In Her Red Bikini – Double Viking
Kat Graham looking good in a bikini – Celeb Slam
Time For Yoga Pants! – Bro My God
Ain’t Got No Time For A Gold Digger Prank – Regretful Morning
Anthony Hopkins Wrote a Letter to Bryan Cranston About Breaking Bad – Unreality Mag
12 Guys’ Super Awkward Hovering Hands – Uncoached
Santa Monica: Bikini-Clad Kat Graham is in Love – Moe Jackson
Tuesdays Are For Tattoo Fails (Pics) – World Wide Interweb
Props to Pleated Jeans for the awesome find!