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Dude Ask His Dad To Name All The Game Of Thrones Characters, Hilarity Ensues

June 13, 2013 | 2 Comments » | Topics: LOLs |

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What's heroin like?

It's like having the worst girlfriend ever, who you are madly in love with but who treats you like shit, makes you sell your car and house and furniture and even your high school yearbook that your crush from 10th grade signed and told you that you were cute. She's told you to stop talking to anyone you've ever cared about, they don't want to talk to you while you're still dating her anyways. You sell your clothes so she can go out and buy new ones. You eat ramen every meal so she ca eat at the best restaurant in town. In the morning you think about her and in the evening you think about her and when you go to take a crap but you can't because you're constipated you're reminded of her. You wake up and if she's not in bed with you you get the chills, your eyes water, you have diarrhea, you sneeze, your muscles ache, you have anxiety, you have depression, you don't want to eat because food isn't appealing even though your stomach is rumbling, you don't particularly want to drink but you're dehydrated so you force yourself to drink some water, and during all this your skin is crawling as if it was dirty covered in goose-bumps from who knows where and you wish you were still asleep so you could at least pretend she was still in the bed with you. But you're awake now. So you get out of bed, and you go find her. Maybe today you won't have to do something that compromises your morals to find out where she's gone, but really you don't even care, as long as there is a way. You walk an hour and forty five minutes to get on the bus. You travel for another 45 minutes on public transportation. You get off at the train station in the bad part of town. All the while you have to shit so bad but you know once you find her that will be solved. You're hungry but dont want to eat, once you find her you can eat. You feel dirty and sad and anxious but once you find her she'll bathe you and make you happy and calm. But right now your walking through the ghetto. You walk another 20 minutes. Maybe it's cold and raining, if so you are so so so cold. Maybe it's hotter than hell and that just makes you feel dirtier. You find a guy that knows where she is. He says he'll go get her and bring her to you. And the cops pass you as you're talking to him and they have to know what's up. What's someone like you doing in this part of town? So the 10 minute wait for her to come back to you accompanied by the guy who could give two shits about you as long as you bring him money seems like an eternity. Maybe he'll run off with her and your money. Maybe she wont be looking so hot today, maybe she won't be herself. Maybe he'll come back with a woman you don't know and don't want to meet but now your money is gone and you're broke and sick and a good few hours away before you can get some more money and the world might as well be over in your opinion. But your girlfriend comes back, he brings her, and she gives you a kiss on the cheek. Then you go home, to your mattress and your overdue rent and the lack of food and the piled up bills and the same clothes you've been wearing for three days and your parents that have called but you never answer and your friends that invite you out but you never go, but you're home and she's there with you. Eventually you go to bed. But she's never there the next morning, and you know she won't be, and you wish someone invented a way to pause time, or go back in time, to that first time you met her, the first couple months when you guys hung out, before she made you sell everything to be with her, but you can't and you're fucked. And you know it.

- notthecolorblue


Video Gamers Assemble! This Post Is For You!!!

June 13, 2013 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Video Games |

funny video game pictures

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How To Make A Proper Hamburger

June 13, 2013 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Food, How To |

Buns, hun.

If you don’t have a good bakery in your area – i.e. bakes fresh every day, can tell you details about ingredients and procedures, acts like they give half a shiet – make your own. It’s pretty easy, and you can freeze leftover batches for later use. Just take a brioche recipe (my favorite bread), shape it into balls and proof as desired. I like mine *just* pillowy, with a bit of structure still but not too dense – the recipe I use is a high yeast dough (almost half percent total yield) and I proof my 84g buns for about an hour. I like a double egg wash and sesame, but do whatchya like ya biatch.

Meat.

Meat.

Listen, you can make your dry-aged short rib or wagyu burgers, but it probably will have a hard time competing with Five Guys (seriously, fuk those guys, I’ve lost sleep thinking about how good their bacon burger is). The number one cause of shietty-ass shietburgers? You bought grocery store ground beef; you will get nowhere with that. Grind the best quality chuck roast you can find, and you’re set. Actually, you don’t even need a grinder (even though they’re cheap); you can chop/mince cold beef and get arguably better texture. It just takes longer. I like a mix of about 60 percent chuck and 40 percent brisket. I have a guy who only works with prime, so thats what I’m using. Just leave my expensive sirloin alone. Ya biatch.

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Let Me Introduce You To The Awesomeness That Is ‘The Villager’

June 13, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: LOLs, Video Games |

villager super smash brothers

villager super smash brothers

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Awesome Links Of The Day

June 12, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: main |

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Simple changes that would have saved movies – Bro My God

The Art Of The Photobomb (25 Pics) – Ned Hardy

Every Fast Food Secret Menu Item – Knowd

The 25 Sexiest First Kisses on TV – Crowd Ignite

Los Angeles Police/SWAT have been busy this week (52 Photos) – The Brigade

5 Huge Mistakes Nobody Noticed for a Shockingly Long Time – Linkiest

Rihanna’s Instagram Erotica of the Day – Drunken Stepfather

Katy Perry is seductive – Celeb Jihad

Beautiful babe in red – Double Viking

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Wore a Bikini in France – G-Celeb

She’s Uncoachable: Jessica Nigri Looks Quite Nice – Uncoached

Meet Smash Bros’ Terrifying New Challenger: The Villager – Unreality Mag

15 Fit Girls Who Could Probably kick your butt – Regretful Morning

Anri Sugihara May Cause Severe Smileyface #wednesdaywasabi – The Smoking Jacket

Nikki Leigh Doing A Sexy Bikini Photoshoot In Beverly Hills – Moe Jackson


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The Dumping Grounds

June 12, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: main, The Dumping Grounds |

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

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This Is Why You Should Say Hi

June 12, 2013 | 6 Comments » | Topics: Life, main |

You have to take a risk. You have to face rejection. You will literally gain NOTHING by keeping your mouth shut and living in a world full of ‘what-ifs’. Imagine the possibilites, the adventures to be had, and the memories to be made….


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Welcome To The Internet, I’ll Be Your Tour Guide

June 12, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: main |

welcome to the internet

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