"So if I asked you about art you’d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life’s work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You’ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that.
If I asked you about women you’d probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can’t tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy.
You’re a tough kid. I ask you about war, and you’d probably, uh, throw Shakespeare at me, right? “Once more into the breach, dear friends.” But you’ve never been near one. You’ve never held your best friend’s head in your lap and watched him gasp his last breath, looking to you for help.
And if I asked you about love you probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone could level you with her eyes. Feeling like! God put an angel on earth just for you…who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be her angel and to have that love for her to be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. You wouldn’t know about sleeping sitting’ up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term visiting hours don’t apply to you.
You don’t know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much.
I look at you; I don’t see an intelligent, confident man; I see a cocky, scared shitless kid.
But you’re a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine and you ripped my fuckin’ life apart.
You’re an orphan right? Do you think I’d know the first thing about how hard ! your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally, I don’t give a shit about all that, because you know what? I can’t learn anything from you I can’t read in some fuckin’ book.
Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t wanna do that, do you, sport? You’re terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief."
- Good Will Hunting
Here are several episodes of British cartoonist, David Firth’s Salad Fingers, a psychological horror Flash cartoon, which first aired in 2004. I have to put out the disclaimer that this cartoon is not for everyone, in fact most relatively sane people should not watch this cartoon. On the surface it is deeply disturbing and conjures up feelings related to psychoticism, insanity and depravity. And for the .000001% of you guys who can actually appreciate the brilliance of such a cartoon….Happy Viewing!
Awesome Photographs Of Tribes That Are Fading Away – Ned Hardy
The Cutest Dog In The World With An Overbite (17 Pics) – We Rule The Internet
Would you agree that this ass is absolutely perfect??? – Twitter
If You Do The Duckface, Do It Right – Knowd
Famous Actors Reimagined As Marvel Superheroes – Crowd Ignite
Time for a good ol’ Southern girl (14 Photos) – The Brigade
Coco Smothering a Beach Ball of the Day – Drunken Ninja
Paper cut outs of pin ups…pretty cool (10 Pics) – Leenks
Elizabeth Gillies & Ariana Grande’s Halloween Costumes – Celebrity Ninja
25 Killer Websites that Make You Cleverer – Linkiest
Kylie Minogue’s Official Calendar for 2014 – G-Celeb
Her name is Tessa and she is super fine! – Double Viking
Why Not Some Hot Girls With Glasses – Bro My God
Looking good, Fran Drescher – Celeb Slam
30 Sexy Reasons Why Men Like Halloween – Regretful Morning
How the Hell Are We Still Finding Star Wars Blooper Reels? – Unreality Mag
15 People Having a Better Day Than You Are – Uncoached
DAAYUM! Colombian Model Andrea Calle Went Rollerblading In Miami Beach – Moe Jackson
This Is Why You’re Still Single (20 Pics) – World Wide Interweb
Ohio State Big10Ten: Gaby – Big 10 Tens
by Nick Notas
When you’re looking to build a healthy relationship, how do you make sure someone is right for you?
For a long time, I had no idea.
So I asked other people what they looked for in a partner, and I got answers like…
“A sense of humor, attractiveness, intelligence, creativity, sexual compatibility, passion, an active lifestyle, a stable career.”
I knew those qualities were important. I had some of them myself, and even looked for them in women. But something was missing. The women I really liked and dated, always broke it off first.
After a breakup, I asked a former boss who had been happily married for over 20 years for advice. He just said…
Vince is going to explode in his pants
The elusive, the rare: KNOCKOUT FAP!