When I tell a joke to my friend in private but he repeats it word for word to a group of people and they all laugh
When the cops breathalyze me on my way out of a bar and my BAC is .07
The 3 Classical Symptoms Of Killing Our Dreams
The first symptom of the process of our killing our dreams is the lack of time. The busiest people I have known in my life always have time enough to do everything. Those who do nothing are always tired and pay no attention to the little amount of work they are required to do. They complain constantly that the day is too short. The truth is, they are afraid to fight the Good Fight.
The second symptom of the death of our dreams lies in our certainties. Because we don’t want to see life as a grand adventure, we begin to think of ourselves as wise and fair and correct in asking so little of life. We look beyond the walls of our day-to-day existence, and we hear the sound of lances breaking, we smell the dust and the sweat, and we see the great defeats and the fire in the eyes of the warriors. But we never see the delight, the immense delight in the hearts of those who are engaged in the battle. For them, neither victory nor defeat is important; what’s important is only that they are fighting the Good Fight.
And, finally, the third symptom of the passing of our dreams is peace. Life becomes a Sunday afternoon; we ask for nothing grand, and we cease to demand anything more than we are willing to give. In that state, we think of ourselves as being mature; we put aside the fantasies of our youth, and we seek personal and professional achievement. We are surprised when people our age say that they still want this or that out of life. But really, deep in our hearts, we know that what has happened is that we have renounced the battle for our dreams – we have refused to fight the Good Fight.
When we renounce our dreams and find peace, we go through a short period of tranquility. But the dead dreams begin to rot within us and to infect our entire being.
We become cruel to those around us, and then we begin to direct this cruelty against ourselves. That’s when illnesses and psychoses arise. What we sought to avoid in combat – disappointment and defeat – come upon us because of our cowardice.
And one day, the dead, spoiled dreams make it difficult to breathe, and we actually seek death. It’s death that frees us from our certainties, from our work, and from that terrible peace of our Sunday afternoonsBy Paulo Coelho
It’s The Little Things In Life That Matter Most – Radass
The 40 Cutest Baby Animals Of All Time – Ned Hardy
10 Pictures That Will Hit You In The Gut Like A Ton Of Bricks – Caveman Circus
Don’t tell these ladies how to clothes – Bro My God
10 Healthiest Restaurant Chains – Newser
How Magic Leap Is Secretly Creating a New Alternate Reality – Gizmodo
Elizabeth Gillies’ Busty Cleavage In The Bathroom – Celeb Jihad
Jennifer Lopez Bodonka in Yoga Pants – G-Celeb
Luci Ford is Amazing! – Drunken Stepfather
Awesome podcast about the inner workings of a car dealership and buying and selling a car- This American Life
These high-tech gym clothes look inside your muscles to analyze your workout – The Verge
Underbuns, This Is A Tribute (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning
Marilyn Manson’s Lana Del Rey Rape Scene Leaked – The Blemish
Nick Jonas is having sex with this – Celeb Slam
Hot bikini babe gifted with some natural talents – Double Viking
20 Photos That Will Prove You Have A Dirty Mind – World Wide Interweb
Leaked snapchat photos – The Rackup
Mexico Is Dying – Imgur
Two Korean men stand on the roof of a grocery store with rifles to prevent looters from entering the store. LA riots, April 30th, 1992
The Rodney King trial results were announced April 29th at 3:15 pm. A jury had found some police officers not guilty of beating Rodney King. (The beating was videotaped and widely broadcasted.) That afternoon and evening rioters had started looting and burning local stores. It got out of control and the LAPD pulled out of the area.
This photo was taken the next morning. The only way the business owners could defend their property was to do it by themselves. If they call 911, police would not respond to the area.
Here’s a video (skip to about 1:30) of a gun battle on the street
Nazi scientists testing the aerodynamics of a Messerschmitt Bf 109 E3, 1940
Powered by a Rolls-Royce Kestrel V engine, it had a maximum speed of 342 mph (550 km) and had a range of 410 miles (660 km). It was 28 ft 4 in (8.65 m) long with a wingspan of 32 ft 4 in (9.87 m). The aircraft was armed with 2 machine-guns and 2 20 mm cannons. Germany’s new Messerschmidt aeroplanes have been tested in the Spanish civil war. The pilots are pledged before they leave Germany never to let their planes fall into the hands of the enemy. Each pilot has orders to set fire to his plane if it is brought down or has to make a forced landing on enemy soil. Each plane has a special tank of inflammable matter that can be ignited at once for this purpose.
Boston Celtics – 8 Consecutive NBA Titles
Winning one NBA Title is impressive, but winning eight consecutive NBA Titles is astonishing. The Celtics dominated the NBA during the 1960s and won a championship every year from 1959-1966. When the Chicago Bulls (1996-1998) and Los Angeles Lakers (2000-2002) each won 3 championships in a row, it was a big deal. Yet neither of them came close to doing what the Celtics accomplished. With the NBA now in a salary cap system, there is too much parity across the league for a single team to go on an 8-year title run. Also, there is a lot of pressure on teams trying to repeat as champions. The Miami Heat are already feeling the heat and they have only won two in a row. Unless the NBA abolishes the salary cap and allows superstars to team up, the Celtics record will never be broken.