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Fascinating Animal Facts of the Week – Ned Hardy
The U.S. Just Broke Its Coronavirus Record for the Second Day in a Row – NPR
The one Shark Tank product actually worth buying. This thing achieves better cleaning than a sponge, lasts longer and is more sanitary – Amazon
Texas, Florida governors order bars closed, impose new restrictions as cases surge – Politico
The world is putting America in quarantine – The Week
Ten Times More People Have Covid-19 Antibodies Than Are Diagnosed, CDC Reports – Forbes
EY failed to ask for Wirecard bank statements for 3 years – Financial Times
After waves of COVID deaths, care homes face legal reckoning – AP News
Maasai Miner Becomes Instant Millionaire With Rare Gem Find – Bloomberg
Doctor Demonstrates That Wearing A Mask Does Nothing To Oxygen Levels, Whiners (4 Pics) – Ruin My Week
This is probably the closet you will get to having sex with Riley Reid – Amazon
Most U.S. Travelers Will Be Barred From E.U. When Bloc Reopens – DNYUZ
A damn fine collection of girls in yoga pants – Leenks
Colorado Gov. Appoints Special Prosecutor To Reopen Probe Of Elijah McClain Death – NPR
Elderly Woman Kept Daughter Isolated In Appalling Conditions For 26 Years In Russia – Unilad
Lyft Passenger Threatens to ‘Crush Skull’ of ‘Candy-Ass Faggot’ Driver After Being Asked to Wear Mask – Towleroad
6 Best Ways To Promote Your Music In 2020 – Mora May Agency
An FBI Agent’s 8 Ways to Spot a Liar – INC
The boogaloo movement is gaining momentum. Who are the boogaloo ‘bois’ and what do they want? – USA Today
The 18 New Rules of Camping – Outside
10 Major Signs You Should Go to Rehab Immediately – Unfinished Man
Busty Swim on TikTok of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
Walmart customer shoves employee, rushes into store without mask – Trending Views
How to Enjoy Social Media and Stop Comparing Your Life to Others – Tiny Buddha
Caveman Approved Product of the Week
The Koss Porta Pros with the YAXI Earpads upgrade is a hard to beat combo for under $40
Memories And Experiences From The 90’s
The Daily Man-Up
The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart.
Hot New Music of the Day
The homie sent over the new track from synth electronic rock collective Trade Secrets. Their new single “Burning Daylight” is Depeche Mode on an acid trip and I dig it. This is off their upcoming LP filled with 80s inspired electro bangers.
Linkage
What Does the World’s Most Expensive Chicken Taste Like? – Ned Hardy
New York, New Jersey And Connecticut Will Impose 2-Week Quarantine on Visitors From States With Big Outbreaks – Reuters
An indispensable tool for anyone who uses charcoal. Simple, fast and reliable way to get fire started. Anybody who has ever used one will not go back to lighter fluid – Amazon
“Videos Will Haunt Me Until I Die”—Mia Khalifa Regrets Doing Porn, Tells TikTok Teen It’s “Not Worth It" – Ruin My Week
Women With Cancer Awarded $2.1 Billion in Baby Powder Suit – CNBC
The Tragic Story Of Elisabeth Fritzl — Who Spent 24 Years in Her Father’s Prison and Had 7 of His Children – Bugged Space
The Dudes Who Won’t Wear Masks – The Atlantic
A warning from South Korea: the ‘fantasy’ of returning to normal life – Financial Times
Instagram clout chaser who took a photo-op in front of the boarded up store wrote an article trying to defend her actions – USA Today
The Four Things That Make Practically Everyone Feel Loved, According to a New Survey – Pocket
Get some blackout curtains! Makes the room nice and cool in the summer and the darkness has lead to the best sleep I’ve had in my life as well – Amazon
“Reality” is constructed by your brain. Here’s what that means, and why it matters – VOX
A damn fine collection of bewb, awesomeness and everything in between – Leenks
Top 40 Episodes of ‘South Park,’ Ranked – The Ringer
The Worst Cars I Ever Tested: A Veteran Auto Journo’s List of Most Disappointing Rides – Motor Trend
Actor Who Played Alfalfa in The Little Rascals, Arrested For Huffing Air Duster Cans – COS
Bella Thorne Underbewb of the Day – Drunken Stepfather
5 True Crimes Solved By Twists Too Ridiculous For Network TV – Brass Pills
Bebe Rexha Twerking In A Thong (nsfw) – Celeb J
Eight Box Office Bombs That Are Actually Worth Watching – Gunaxin
You Can Learn A Lot About Forever-Aloners By The Memes They Post Online
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