When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Jack Burton - Big Trouble In Little China
prepared pancake batter (enough for about 6 pancakes)
4 strips bacon, chopped
1/3 lb. ground beef
2/3 cup shredded cheddar cheese
2/3 cup French fried onions, plus more for garnishing
sesame seeds for garnishing
1 tbsp. grill or bbq seasoning
bbq sauce to serve
1. Cook the bacon over medium heat until it is very crisp.
Oregon-based freelance photographer Michael S. Den Beste has created an absolutely wonderful series of photoshopped images that place the classic comic strip characters Calvin and Hobbes into real photographs.
When I realize nobody is listening to me
When we ask my married friend to come to the pub with us