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What’s It Like To Be Addicted To Heroin

May 24, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Writing |

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by notthecolorblue

It’s like having the worst girlfriend ever, who you are madly in love with but who treats you like shiet, makes you sell your car and house and furniture and even your high school yearbook that your crush from 10th grade signed and told you that you were cute. She’s told you to stop talking to anyone you’ve ever cared about, they don’t want to talk to you while you’re still dating her anyways. You sell your clothes so she can go out and buy new ones. You eat ramen every meal so she ca eat at the best restaurant in town. In the morning you think about her and in the evening you think about her and when you go to take a crap but you can’t because you’re constipated you’re reminded of her. You wake up and if she’s not in bed with you you get the chills, your eyes water, you have diarrhea, you sneeze, your muscles ache, you have anxiety, you have depression, you don’t want to eat because food isn’t appealing even though your stomach is rumbling, you don’t particularly want to drink but you’re dehydrated so you force yourself to drink some water, and during all this your skin is crawling as if it was dirty covered in goose-bumps from who knows where and you wish you were still asleep so you could at least pretend she was still in the bed with you. But you’re awake now. So you get out of bed, and you go find her. Maybe today you won’t have to do something that compromises your morals to find out where she’s gone, but really you don’t even care, as long as there is a way. You walk an hour and forty five minutes to get on the bus. You travel for another 45 minutes on public transportation. You get off at the train station in the bad part of town. All the while you have to shiet so bad but you know once you find her that will be solved. You’re hungry but dont want to eat, once you find her you can eat. You feel dirty and sad and anxious but once you find her she’ll bathe you and make you happy and calm. But right now your walking through the ghetto. You walk another 20 minutes. Maybe it’s cold and raining, if so you are so so so cold. Maybe it’s hotter than hell and that just makes you feel dirtier. You find a guy that knows where she is. He says he’ll go get her and bring her to you. And the cops pass you as you’re talking to him and they have to know what’s up. What’s someone like you doing in this part of town? So the 10 minute wait for her to come back to you accompanied by the guy who could give two shiets about you as long as you bring him money seems like an eternity. Maybe he’ll run off with her and your money. Maybe she wont be looking so hot today, maybe she won’t be herself. Maybe he’ll come back with a woman you don’t know and don’t want to meet but now your money is gone and you’re broke and sick and a good few hours away before you can get some more money and the world might as well be over in your opinion. But your girlfriend comes back, he brings her, and she gives you a kiss on the cheek. Then you go home, to your mattress and your overdue rent and the lack of food and the piled up bills and the same clothes you’ve been wearing for three days and your parents that have called but you never answer and your friends that invite you out but you never go, but you’re home and she’s there with you. Eventually you go to bed. But she’s never there the next morning, and you know she won’t be, and you wish someone invented a way to pause time, or go back in time, to that first time you met her, the first couple months when you guys hung out, before she made you sell everything to be with her, but you can’t and you’re fuked. And you know it.

I’m not going to romanticize it, that won’t do you or me or anyone reading any good.


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“A human being is a part of the whole called by us universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feeling as something separated from the rest, a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.” 

- Albert Einstein


Quote Of The Day Archive

Aaaaaaaand The Reacton GIFs Have Entered The Building!

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Whenever my wait staff talks back to me

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When I finished eating a frozen dinner and realized the box said “family size”

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This Post Is So Canadian That It Will Now Issue An Apology (25 Pics)

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It’s Only Fitting That We Start Friday Off With A Heavy Metal Dose Of AWESOME!

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Awesome Links Of The Day

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Kate Sullivan should definitely be on your radar – The Chive

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The Dumping Grounds

May 23, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: The Dumping Grounds |

funny pictures and videos of the day

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You Need To See This Video: Korean Man LOVES His Food!

May 23, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

@ 1:55 when he starts opening the mystery box and he says something along the lines of “What is this? Is this an extra service (bonus) to my meal? Could it be dumplings? What did they give me? Something tasty?!”
@ 2:06 he opens the box and says “Motherfukers, this is only side dishes.”

Also, when he puts the soup bags on the lid of the side dish container he says something like “This is how you throw away wet things. Truly, I am a genius. O you’re such a good boy (while petting himself on the head)”

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