A couple weeks ago I wrote an article about getting the girl of you dreams, and although it served to get you in the mindset that getting the girl of your dreams wasn’t a fantasy reserved for characters in books and movies, it really didn’t detail out the necessary steps to get your dream girl. So lets begin. The first step is attitude. Everything begins with attitude. Whether you’re trying become an awesome surfer, a heralded writer or in this case a mack daddy, if you don’t have the proper attitude to begin with, you might as well give up, because you’re already dead in water. If you believe that you won’t and can’t meet an awesome girl that you can share your life with, you won’t. It’s that plain and simple. So the first step is to have the proper attitude and that requries you to ditch all the negativity and nurture a mindset that will aid you throughout your journey. There will be plenty of external obstacles in your way and you don’t need to create more, especially one’s that are self imposed. So get rid of the word ‘can’t’ from you vocabulary and go out this weekend with the mindset that you will and you can meet an awesome girl and that folks is all she wrote… for now. I’ll be back next week with step two. Have a good weekend everybody!
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This is totally random and offbeat and I’m pretty sure 90% of you guys will pbooty on this post and instead opt for the scantily clad babe in the previous post, but being able to perform basic repairs around the house is an invaluable tool that not only helps out with the livelihood of everyone living in your house, but it also shows your girl that you are the man of the house and possess the skills necessary to upkeep it. Here’s a pretty detailed, yet simple video showing you how to light the burner of your hot water heater. (insert Tim Allen grunt here)
This little slice of heaven is Sir Richard Branson’s Necker Island. It is available for only $53,000 per night if you count to take 28 favorite people with you and it comes with a staff of 60 employees. It is located in the British Virgin Islands and is 74 acres of land that is surrounded by beautiful sandy beaches, coral reefs, and gorgeous blue water.
There’s an epidemic out there and it’s brutalizing a generation of men with handicapped social skills. It’s called Forever Alone. A syndrome that strikes at puberty and doesn’t let up until the victim has been re-integrated into the society with ample enough social skills to engage women properly. This syndrome doesn’t discriminate and will strike any age, any race and any male with the slightest inclination towards Star Wars. To decrease your chances of suffering from Forever Alone, I suggest you view these videos below and be, say and do opposite of each of the guys posted below.
Having trouble getting over the hump? No beer or liquor to be found? If you find yourself in the aforementioned situation, I suggest you take a gander at these selections from IFC’s The Whitest Kids You Know, the funniest sketch comedy troupe on tv right now. Sorry SNL, you got nothing on these guys. Enjoy.