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Awesome Links Of The Day

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A damn fine gallery of Melissa Clarke pictures – Ned Hardy

20 extremely cute animal pictures to help you deal with Monday – We Rule The Internet

Meet Maxim’s 2013 Hometown Hottie Winner – Knowd

Captain America’s New Suit – Crowd Ignite

What Most Dating Coaches Will Never Admit – The Dating Specialist

Cleavage goes well with Amphibious Bootyault Vehicles (42 HQ Photos) – The Brigade

Hayden Panettiere’s Bikini Pics of the Day – Drunken Ninja

Vanessa Hudgens is a naughty naughty girl – Celebrity Ninja

I like girls because squishy (35 Photos) – Linkiest

Damn hot blonde fills out this dress nicely! – Double Viking

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Her Undies for STNDRD Magazine – G-Celeb

Selena Gomez in a bikini anyone? – Celeb Slam

Redheads Cure The Case of The Mondays – Bro My God

What Were They Thinking: Five Great Actors In Five Terrible Films – Unreality Mag

Movies We Can’t Wait to See This Summer – Uncoached

15 Memorable Mounds To Start The Week – Regretful Morning

Dioni Tabbers Is a Curvy Provocateuse in Agent Provocateur – The Smoking Jacket

Fashionable Ladies at 102.7 KIIS FM 2013 Wango Tango – Moe Jackson


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“The feelings that hurt most, the emotions that sting most, are those that are absurd - The longing for impossible things, precisely because they are impossible; nostalgia for what never was; the desire for what could have been; regret over not being someone else; dissatisfaction with the world’s existence. All these half-tones of the soul’s consciousness create in us a painful landscape, an eternal sunset of what we are.”

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Quote Of The Day Archive


The Dumping Grounds

May 13, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: The Dumping Grounds |

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funny pictures and videos of the day

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The Death Star Conspiracy

May 13, 2013 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

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The Street Art Of ROA Is Absurdly Awesome (27 Pics)

May 13, 2013 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Art |

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street art of roa

street art of roa

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Music Of The Week Archive


The Most Epic Taking A Dump Story Ever Told

May 13, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures, Writing |

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All in all, it hadn’t been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I’d last taken a dump. I’d tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell. As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon. Alas, I had to stop at the mall to go Christmas shopping. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way back to the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, “Everything Must Go!” This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go. I hurried to the mall bathrooms. I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 1 through 5 for your convenience:

1.Occupied.

2.Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it’s next to the occupied one.

3.Poo on seat.

4.Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unidentifiable liquid splattered on seat.

5.No toilet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object near base of toilet.

Clearly, it had to be Stall #2. I trudged back, entered, dropped trousers and sat down. I’m normally a fairly Shameful Sh1tter. I wasn’t happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot.

I was just getting ready to bear down when all of a sudden the sweet sounds of Beethoven came from next door, followed by a fumbling, and then the sound of a voice answering the ringing phone. As usual for a cell phone conversation, the voice was exactly 8 dB louder than it needed to be. Out of Shameful habit, my sphincter slammed shut. The inane conversation went on and on. Mr. Sh1tter was blathering to Mrs. Sh1tter about the sh1tty day he had. I sat there, cramping and miserable, waiting for him to finish. As the loud conversation dragged on, I became angrier and angrier, thinking that I, too, had a crappy day, but I was too polite to yak about in public. My bowels let me know in no uncertain terms that if I didn’t get crapping soon, my day would be getting even crappier.

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Man Your Battlestations! (25 Pics)

May 13, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Awesomeness |

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Looks Like Somebody Has A Case Of The Mondays….

May 13, 2013 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

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Monday mornings.. 

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Brina Will Help Ease Us Through Monday

May 13, 2013 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Babes |

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