I destroy homes, I tear families apart, I take your children, and that’s just the start.
I’m more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold,
The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.
If you need me, remember I’m easily found,
I live all around you – in schools and in town
I live with the rich, I live with the poor,
I live down the street, and maybe next door.
I’m made in a lab, but not like you think, I can be made under the kitchen sink.
In your child’s closet, and even in the woods, If this scares you to death, well it certainly should.
I have many names, but there’s one you know best, I’m sure you’ve heard of me, my name is crystal meth.
My power is awesome, try me you’ll see, But if you do, you may never break free.
Just try me once and I might let you go, But try me twice, and I’ll own your soul.
When I possess you, you’ll steal and you’ll lie, You do what you have to — just to get high.
The crimes you’ll commit for my narcotic charms Will be worth the pleasure you’ll feel in your arms.
You’ll lie to your mother, you’ll steal from your dad,
When you see their tears, you should feel sad.
But you’ll forget your morals and how you were raised,
I’ll be your conscience, I’ll teach you my ways.
I take kids from parents, and parents from kids, I turn people from God, and separate friends.
I’ll take everything from you, your looks and your pride,
I’ll be with you always — right by your side.
You’ll give up everything – your family, your home, Your friends, your money, then you’ll be alone.
I’ll take and take, till you have nothing more to give, When I’m finished with you, you’ll be lucky to live.
If you try me be warned – this is no game, If given the chance, I’ll drive you insane.
I’ll ravish your body, I’ll control your mind, I’ll own you completely, your soul will be mine.
The nightmares I’ll give you while lying in bed, The voices you’ll hear, from inside your head.
The sweats, the shakes, the visions you’ll see, I want you to know, these are all gifts from me.
But then it’s too late, and you’ll know in your heart, That you are mine, and we shall not part.
You’ll regret that you tried me, they always do, But you came to me, not I to you.
You knew this would happen, many times you were told,
But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.
You could have said no, and just walked away,
If you could live that day over, now what would you say?
I’ll be your master, you will be my slave, I’ll even go with you, when you go to your grave.
Now that you have met me, what will you do?
Will you try me or not? It’s all up to you.
I can bring you more misery than words can tell,
Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell.
A gallery of damn funny Unnecessary Censorship – Leenks
Your damn awesome pictures and videos of the day – Ned Hardy
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Selena Gomez showing some nice cleavage – Celebrity Ninja
5 Terrifying Ways Police Can Legally Screw You Over – Linkiest
Emily Ratajkowski took an awesome picture for Instagram – Drunken Ninja
This ‘Bugatti’ Toaster Puts All Other Toasters To Shame – Business Insider
A woman’s abs are something like magic – Bro My God
21 GIFs That Prove Volleyball Is the Sexiest Sexy Sport On Earth – Total Pro Sports
Another hotness from one of those bikini coffee shops – Double Viking
Kim Kardashian’s booty overflowing on a bike seat – Celeb Slam
30 t-shirts everyone should own – World Wide Interweb
This Guy Got $58 Million for 15 Months of Work – Time
Girls in Yoga Pants…nuff said – Classy Bro
22 Of The Most Hipster Foods On Earth – Radass
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Report: Walmart Workers Cost Taxpayers $6.2 Billion In Public Assistance – Forbes
I get that it's boring to give the MVP to the same guy year after year, but LeBron is - without a doubt - the best andmost valuable player to any team.
Look at the Cavs before, during, after, then during LeBron again. Lottery team to perennial playoff contender back to lottery team and back again. All because one guy wasn't there anymore.
You could put LeBron on the absolute worst team in the league every year and he would get them to the playoffs. That's what he does, that's who he is. The Most Valuable Player to any team in the NBA.
When Mozgov forgot how to play basketball this year, LeBron carried the weight. When Love forgot to show up for the Finals, LeBron carried him too. The man is an absolute freak of nature, a basketball savant, and a one-of-a-kind talent that we'll probably never see again, like Jordan or Magic or Wilt.
I'm not ready to declare him GOAT (despite my obvious bias) because Jordan was a goddamn machine out there. You wouldn't see Jordan wearing a frog-tea hat or talking shit about the "haters" on social media, Jordan would shut them up on the court then blow $50k in five minutes on the blackjack table while banging your girlfriend in front of you.That's who Jordan was - an animal, an absolutely ice-cold killing machine - and LeBron isn't that same guy. LeBron is nice, he wants to be friends with his competitors off-court, and that's fine too.
Kobe was Jordan Lite. LeBron isn't anything Lite, he's LeBron Raymone James, and he is now and always will be the best player to ever don the Cleveland Cavalier uniform.
And for that, and this title, he's my unanimous MVP.
Props to this guy for leveraging the power of the internet and turning his situation into a PR nightmare for Porsche. I can’t imagine working hard and saving my money for 5 years, getting the car of my dreams and only having it turn out to be a lemon and on top of that get jerked around and threatened when I request a refund. FUCK YOU! Porsche needs to step up and give him that new 918 Spyder, I think that’s sufficient for getting the entire internet off your damn back.
The Phillies use kids drawings for player photos…too cool! – Bro My God
A Collection Of Damn Interesting Pictures – Ned Hardy
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Victoria Justice Wins The 2014 MTV Movie Awards – Celebrity Ninja
Cameron Diaz vs. Kate Upton Bikini Competition – G-Celeb
WTF?!?….dude hooks up a girl while her friend is puking next to them (video) – Drunken Ninja
Johnny Manziel Shows Up at Rangers Game with Sexy Brunette – Total Pro Sports
Photos of bathrooms and kitchens of America’s bachelors – VICE
Look at dem thighs! – Double Viking
Hump Day Happy Happy Happy! (44 Pics) – Radass
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