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The Dumping Grounds

September 10, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: The Dumping Grounds |

daily dumpage

daily dumpage

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“Be brave. Even if you’re not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference. Don’t allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It’s there for your convenience, not the callers. Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. That’s where the fruit is. Don’t burn bridges. You’ll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river. Don’t forget, a person’s greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated. Don’t major in minor things. Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Helen Keller, Leonardo Da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein. Don’t spread yourself too thin. Learn to say no politely and quickly. Don’t use time or words carelessly. Neither can be retrieved. Don’t waste time grieving over past mistakes Learn from them and move on. Every person needs to have their moment in the sun, when they raise their arms in victory, knowing that on this day, at his hour, they were at their very best. Get your priorities straight. No one ever said on his death bed, ‘Gee, if I’d only spent more time at the office’. Give people a second chance, but not a third. Judge your success by the degree that you’re enjoying peace, health and love. Learn to listen. Opportunity sometimes knocks very softly. Leave everything a little better than you found it. Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life and death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems. Never cut what can be untied. Never overestimate your power to change others. Never underestimate your power to change yourself. Remember that overnight success usually takes about fifteen years. Remember that winners do what losers don’t want to do. Seek opportunity, not security. A boat in harbor is safe, but in time its bottom will rot out. Spend less time worrying who’s right, more time deciding what’s right. Stop blaming others. Take responsibility for every area of your life. Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get. The importance of winning is not what we get from it, but what we become because of it. When facing a difficult task, act as though it’s impossible to fail.”

— Jackson Brown Jr.


This One Goes Out To All The People Who Have Ever Experienced The Joy Of Owning A Dog (25 Pics)

September 10, 2012 | 1 Comment » | Topics: main |

mans best friend

mans best friend

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The Street Art Of Banksy Because I Haven’t Given Him The Proper Respect He Deserves Yet

September 10, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: Art |

banksy

People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.

You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

Fcuk that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.

- Banksy

banksy

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Music Of The Week Archive


Start Your Week Properly With A Healthy Dose Of Motivation

September 10, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: Motivation |

motivational quotes

motivational quotes

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The Dumping Grounds

September 7, 2012 | No Comments » | Topics: The Dumping Grounds |

Have An Awesome And Safe Weekend Everybody!!!

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Dance Music Aficionados Rejoice! I Got A Ton Of Mixes From This Year’s Electric Zoo Festival

September 7, 2012 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Music |

electric zoo festival

If you missed this year’s Electric Zoo music festival in New York, you arguably missed one of America’s largest gathering of sick ass DJ’s, artists, producers and people who know how to rock a party properly. You also missed a helluva party, judging by the pictures that I’ve been combing through. I’m in the same position as you, regretting not splurging for those 3 days, however you shouldn’t feel too bad, because I’ve been scouring the internet and have fortuitously found 19 downloadable sets from the festivities. Happy Listening!

Axwell

A-Trak

Knife Party

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The Reaction GIFs Need No Introduction

September 7, 2012 | 1 Comment » | Topics: GIFs |

When my girlfriend’s pregnancy test was negative

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Getting splashed while using the toilet plunger

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I Think We Have A Contender For The Funniest Sh*t Related Story Ever. Props To Harvey Balls For The Find

September 7, 2012 | 4 Comments » | Topics: LOLs, Story |

poop story

All in all, it hadn’t been a good day. Bad traffic, a malfunctioning computer, incompetent coworkers and a sore back all made me a seething cauldron of rage. But more importantly for this story, it had been over forty-eight hours since I’d last taken a dump. I’d tried to jumpstart the process, beginning my day with a bowl of bowel-cleansing fiber cereal, following it with six cups of coffee at work, and adding a bean-laden lunch at Taco Bell. As I was returning home from work, my insides let me know with subtle rumbles and the emission of the occasional tiny fart that Big Things would be happening soon. Alas, I had to stop at the mall to go Christmas shopping. I completed this task, and as I was walking past the stores on my way back to the car, I noticed a large sale sign proclaiming, “Everything Must Go!” This was prophetic, for my colon informed me with a sudden violent cramp and a wet, squeaky fart that everything was indeed about to go. I hurried to the mall bathrooms. I surveyed the five stalls, which I have numbered 1 through 5 for your convenience:

1.Occupied.

2.Clean, but Bathroom Protocol forbids its use, as it’s next to the occupied one.

3.Poo on seat.

4.Poo and toilet paper in bowl, unidentifiable liquid splattered on seat.

5.No toilet paper, no stall door, unidentifiable sticky object near base of toilet.

Clearly, it had to be Stall #2. I trudged back, entered, dropped trousers and sat down. I’m normally a fairly Shameful Sh1tter. I wasn’t happy about being next to the occupied stall, but Big Things were afoot.

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