“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close.”
- Pablo Neruda
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
What’s sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.
Q: Why can’t Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The duck doesn’t say anything because its a duck.
Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms?
Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?
I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.
How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
So a Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, and Asian man were walking down the street.
They were involved in a parade that celebrated racial equality.
how do you make a plumber cry
you kill his family
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
A lot of people are giving it shiet and want to burn the Farrelly Brothers on a stick for even trying to touch the Three Stooges, but out of respect for Moe, Larry And Curly, I’ll hold my judgement until after I torrent and view the movie.
You don’t have to be a fan of MMA, to realize the benefits of Jiu Jitsu and how it can be used to negotiate precarious situations. Douchebags are a constant threat in a real world and to be able to confidently neutralize a dumbass in the midst of a drunken stupor is more reason enough to learn this practical martial arts. Here are 5 essential moves that every warm blooded male should have under his belt.