Friends Of Caveman Circus:
“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals–sounds that say listen to this, it is important.”
- Gary Provost
For All The Aspiring Casanovas Out There, A Crap Load Of Tips To Help The Seduction Process As Easy As Possible
Cleanliness is next to godliness. Keep your place clean. I don’t mean it has to pass the white glove test at all times, but shiet, keep it in order guys. For me, it’s always better to go to her house when it’s time to get down to business, but we all know that’s not always possible. A nice looking pad goes a long way in getting you to your goal.
Your bed is important. Invest in it. I’ve had many, many women ring me up and ask to stay the night at my house because my bed is “so much more comfortable.” A bullshiet excuse to get in my bed, but not one I’m complaining about. High thread count sheets, a decent looking bed frame, and an incredibly comfortable mattress make a world of difference. Besides, you spend a third of your life on that thing, don’t skimp.
- To go along with this, pillows are important. You should have at least four of them, with matching pillow cases. And for fcuks sake make sure they aren’t old as all hell. I have two firm one and two soft and fluffy ones so no matter what, if she stays the night, she’s comfortable.
On a related note, make your bed before you go out for the evening. Honestly, I generally don’t make mine because I’m kind of a lazy fcuk, but every time I go out, I do. When you bring someone home, every little thing helps.
Have an extra pair of gym shorts handy. This is what I typically sleep in because they’re damn comfortable. Some women like to sleep naked. Some like to sleep in just their underwear, and some will ask you for something. Every girl I’ve ever tossed a pair two has told me they’re going to steal them because they’re incredibly comfortable to sleep in. Plus, sometimes girls just look insanely cute in guy’s clothing.
From a comment below: Candles are awesome. Look nice, and more importantly, they make shiet smell nice. Always a good thing. Vanilla and sandalwood scents are my jam. Reasonably masculine but not overpowering. Don’t, however, keep them right next to your bed. Take it from me, if things get crazy, a spilled candle and a small fire can be a mood killer.
Get a dimmer switch for your light. Some girls like to see everything. Some like it pitch black. In my experience, a little dim mood lighting is usually perfect.
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We have all dealt with crazy girls but this one tops them all! This is after 1 date