When a sandwich has the dubious nature of contributing to someone’s demise and when that same man will fly thousands of mile in a private jet on a whim to enjoy it on the tarmac of a airplane hangar, then you know for a fact that every warm blooded male needs to enjoy such a sandwich before he dies. It’s a bucket list sandwich and luckily for all of us, it simple to make, although the real test of manhood comes at actually finishing the damn thing.
Friends Of Caveman Circus
Here’s a pretty damn awesome video of some bully getting totally OWNED by a chubby fat kid. This pretty much sums up my youth in a nutshell, except for the fact that the bully was twice my size and any attempt at fighting back resulted in an even more serious beatdown.
There is a happy ending though as years of therapy and counseling has let me live a rich, full and normal life…with my imaginary girlfriend, my Mountain Dew and safely in the confines of my mother’s basement.
Even though I have matured considerably over the past few years and have minimized the shiet talking, once in a while a video or a person will come along who stirs up an itch that I just can’t help but to scratch. Her name is Vanessa Black and this is her music video for her song, ‘Friday’. If you could make it through the entire 3 minutes and 48 seconds of this video without wanting to tear your ears out to stop the pain, I will give you mad props. This video and the song pair up well as they are both ridiculously horrible and deserve to be expelled from existence along with Polly Shore. You should also note the black rapper near the end of the video who is slowly building up his street cred by appearing in this video. That is all.
In a day and age when men are taught that masculinity is a sin, a generation of boys are growing up handicapped by the mixed messages presented to them and aren’t fully realizing their ascension into manhood.
What is it to be a man? What are the qualities that define being a man? How does one become a man? What happens if you grow up and don’t become a man?
Consider these questions when viewing David DeAngelo’s presentation On Being A Man. I posted the 7 part series from YouTube below and it’s not the entire presentation but it gives you a good start to understanding what it means to be a man and why it is important for you to become a man.
In my previous post, I had mentioned that the art of seduction is a craft and a skill that is developed through constant learning and practice. Similarly, playing a guitar like fcuking Slash doesn’t happen over night and takes hard work, dedication and the ambition to devote countless hours to hone that craft to acheieve such a level. I want to show you guys a few videos of pickup artist in the field, who have put in the time and effort to be the best of the best at seduction, in order to show you that attracting women is a skill that can be learned by anyone who is willing to put in the work.
This one goes out to all my socially inept bretheren who have been unlucky in the area of picking up women. The weekend is upon us and it is prime time for all hot girls to ditch their business casual attire and to slap on some skank, some slut and some hoe-wear in an attemp to bait and lure men that they consider of value. And while you’re sitting in the corner of the bar, emptying your resouces into looking like a wallflower and waiting for her to approach, some douchebag from down the way is all up on the girl of your dreams and your twidling your thumbs wondering why she is not on your dick. The night ends with countless excuses and rationalization as to why you’re walking home alone and not boning that girl that gave you a smile and a glance earlier in the night.
Where am I going with this post you ask? This bullshiet of not having what you want ends here. I firmly believe with all my heart that we can have anything we want in life as long as we are willing to put out the work, the sweat and the tears to achieve it. If you want to be climb Mt Everest, you can do so. If you want to be a millionaire, you can be so and if you want to hook up with the super hot girl that was sitting at the bar, you can do so. But first we need to recognize that there is a process and that there is work involved in acquiring women of a high caliber. Some guys are blessed to have natural game but for guys like you and me we need to study, practice and apply the art of seduction.We must learn the rules of engagment. We must get rid of our old set of beliefs that have debilitated us for so long. We must develop our inner game and change our frame of reference. We are the prize, not they. We must be men and not boys.
Is it worth it? All the work, all the studying, all the time spent in the bars and the clubs, all the rejections, all the fake phone numbers, all the times you will be placed in the friend zone, all the uncomfortable silences and all the awkward dates. Is it really worth it? To share a life with the women of your dreams, who fits all your criteria and not settling on the girl that you weren’t really interested in, but who actually gave you the time of the day….I think so.
Here’s some more motivation to kick your ass in gear to do what you want to do in life and do it well enough that you can buy a yacht, park it on South Beach, load it up with tons of hot bikini clad chicks, alcohol, beer party favors and a few of your closest buddies and have a damn good time while you cruise towards the susnet.