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Meanwhile In Detroit….

January 8, 2014 | 2 Comments » | Topics: FAIL |

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Quite Possibly The Hottest Babe You Will See Today

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The Perfect Start To Any Morning Is Coffee And LULZ!

January 8, 2014 | No Comments » | Topics: Funny Pictures |

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quote of the day

I get that it's boring to give the MVP to the same guy year after year, but LeBron is - without a doubt - the best andmost valuable player to any team.

Look at the Cavs before, during, after, then during LeBron again. Lottery team to perennial playoff contender back to lottery team and back again. All because one guy wasn't there anymore.

You could put LeBron on the absolute worst team in the league every year and he would get them to the playoffs. That's what he does, that's who he is. The Most Valuable Player to any team in the NBA.

When Mozgov forgot how to play basketball this year, LeBron carried the weight. When Love forgot to show up for the Finals, LeBron carried him too. The man is an absolute freak of nature, a basketball savant, and a one-of-a-kind talent that we'll probably never see again, like Jordan or Magic or Wilt.

I'm not ready to declare him GOAT (despite my obvious bias) because Jordan was a goddamn machine out there. You wouldn't see Jordan wearing a frog-tea hat or talking shit about the "haters" on social media, Jordan would shut them up on the court then blow $50k in five minutes on the blackjack table while banging your girlfriend in front of you.That's who Jordan was - an animal, an absolutely ice-cold killing machine - and LeBron isn't that same guy. LeBron is nice, he wants to be friends with his competitors off-court, and that's fine too.

Kobe was Jordan Lite. LeBron isn't anything Lite, he's LeBron Raymone James, and he is now and always will be the best player to ever don the Cleveland Cavalier uniform.

And for that, and this title, he's my unanimous MVP.

- OpticalDelusions 

 

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Awesome Links Of The Day

January 7, 2014 | 1 Comment » | Topics: main |

Expectation vs Reality (16 Pics) – Ned Hardy

Guy Reenacts Movie Scenes With Dog (11 Pics) – We Rule The Internet

The Smoking Hot Cassie Cardelle – Knowd

The 10 Worst Trades In NBA History – Crowd Ignite

Navy gal is lookin’ healthy and hot (11 Photos) – The Brigade

Victoria Justice Bikini Top Hot Tub Video – Celebrity Ninja

Jennifer Lawrence looking hot in a photoshoot – Drunken Ninja

Yogapants Are Good For The Soul (30 pics) – Leenks

Marilyn Monroe was Not Even Close to a Size 12-16 – Linkiest

Reese Witherspoon in a Bikini at Her Hotel in Hawaii – G-Celeb

GTA5 Selfies: As If Real Life Wasn’t Bad Enough – Double Viking

I finally figured out what Kim Kardashian looks like – Celeb Slam

Tramp Stamp Tuesday – Regretful Morning

Today’s Top 5 Supermodel Instagrams – Moe Jackson

I bet these surfer girls can’t wait for the days of summer (38 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

Cosplay of the Day: A Flawless Nina Williams – Unreality Mag

She’s Uncoachable: Tatiana Gil Gives Us What We Want – Uncoached

Dude you’re an idiot (20 Pics) – World Wide Interweb

This Sorority deserves your full, undivided attention – Big 10 Tens

Mean Girls And A Dash Of Harry Potter – OMG Cute Things


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The Dumping Grounds

January 7, 2014 | No Comments » | Topics: main, The Dumping Grounds |

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This Is Some Real Life Call Of Duty Sh*t: Dutch Elite Forces Storm Cargo Ship Hijacked By Somali Pirates

January 7, 2014 | No Comments » | Topics: Video |

Those Somalis made the right call surrendering, those guys did not look like they would fuck around, although I wouldn’t have mind seeing some headshots. And to those wondering what happens when Somali pirates successfully hijack a cargo ship, here is some valuable insight by pudding7:

They capture the ship, which is surprisingly easy to do assuming there aren’t armed guards on board (which is becoming more common) or that the ship hasn’t put in place sufficient countermeasures (remote controlled water cannons being the favorite and fairly effective). Then they use the threat of violence to get the captain to steer the ship toward “friendly” waters, which around the Horn of Africa will be somewhere along the coast of Somalia depending on what gang or what clan they’re from. Then another crew of pirates will come on board to begin the long, tedious process of keep the crew under guard and prevent anyone else from taking the ship.
[here’s a “proof of life” picture of a captured crew being guard by pirates during a very long negotiation process (http://www.vos.noaa.gov/MWL/aug_09/Images/redalert2.jpg )
After many weeks/months of negotiations, during which the guards and crew live together in pretty shitty conditions seeing as how the fuel for the ships generator ran out a long time ago and there’s no AC or running water and they’re all eating local food which is brought out to the ship every couple days by yet more of the pirate gang, finally the owners of the ship will deliver a suitcase full of cash by dropping it from an airplane. The crew will then be released to some neutral party, and the leader of the pirate gang will now have to divide up the several million dollar ransom amongst all his gang. Arrangements are made to then tow the ship somewhere safe so it and it’s cargo can be salvaged.
The guys who captured the ship get the largest shares, then the guys who guarded the ship, finally the lowest level members of the gang were the ones who ferried supplies back and forth. The leader(s) of the gang will split most of the ransom with the negotiator, who is usually a well educated third party that handles ransoms for multiple pirate gangs, all via satellite phone back to the home office of the ship owners.
Once everyone’s been paid, they all roll into the nearest town of decent size and buy range rovers, hookers, and vast amounts of khat (a drug, leafy plant they chew for it’s stimulant effects). Live like their version of kings for a few weeks before the money runs out. Then they load up a shitty little boat, maybe get some intel on potential target ships and their expected routes and cargo (to determine if the owners would pay a good ransom), load up a ton of gas and some food and head back out a few hundred miles. If they don’t successfully hijack a ship it’s often a one-way trip and they die out there on the water, or they throw their guns overboard and hope someone rescues them since they can then claim to be fishermen, even though everyone knows they’re not but can’t prove it.
What’s ironic, at least regarding Somalia pirates, is that historically they’re not really a sea-going people. Fish is considered the lowest form of food, even though they claim the piracy is really just protecting their fishing grounds (which, to be honest have really been pillaged by foreign fishing vessels over the years/decades). So these guys heading out into the open water generally don’t come from a strong nautical background. Many can’t even swim.

Bonus Video: Russians catch Somali pirates, lecture them, leave them handcuffed on their ship, and blow it up!


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Women’s Volleyball…Your And My New Favorite Sport

January 7, 2014 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Compilation |


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Oddities Of Google Street View (31 Pics)

January 7, 2014 | 2 Comments » | Topics: WTF |

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