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Awesome Stuff Around The Internet

May 19, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Links |

19 Pets Who Don’t Have Any Respect For Your Personal Space – Ned Hardy

The 50 Best Celebrity Butts: 2014 Edition – Crowd Ignite

She’s got legs for days (photos) – Bro My God

Potential new vaccine blocks every strain of HIV – Science Alert

10 People Who Died While Taking Selfies – Linkiest

Kendall Jenner Got Her Tights Wet in the L.A. Rain – G-Celeb

Female Gun Owner Scares Off Three Home Invaders (video) – Leenks

Camila Oliveira Brings Sexy to the UFC Brazil (30 Photos) – Radass

5 Ways to Poop Better – Newser

A trio of hot college girls – Double Viking

LA Just Decided to Raise Its Minimum Wage to $15 an Hour – VICE

Christina Milian went to the beach – Celeb Slam

International Flag of Planet Earth – Flag Of Planet Earth

All these hot girls with tattoos definitely deserve your attention (40 Photos) – Bad Sentinel

The Alternate Endings of 20 Famous Movies – Mental Floss

College Babe Of The Day – Niki From UMD (Photos) – College Envy

Inside the Underground Market Where Bodybuilders Find Dangerous, Illegal Steroids – Mic

A damn fine dose of that 90s nostalgia – The Rackup

Bowser Wants Guns (video) – Dorkly

Fender Uses Old Whiskey Barrels to Make Their Latest Amplifier – The Gentleman’s Garage

How Elon Musk schedules a typical week – Business Insider

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As an American, I was raised to believe I was entitled to 100% happiness, all day every day, until I died. But in our Declaration of Independence, we’re granted only the PURSUIT of happiness -
not actual happiness. The founders of this country were smart not to promise the tired, the poor and the huddled masses yearning to breathe free too much of a good thing.

The good news is that the pursuit of happiness is way better than being happy any day. The irony is that actual happiness blasts us across our faces, necks and chests all the time - but we’re so busy chasing the elusive notion of what happiness is to us at that moment, we tend to overlook the authentic bliss we create for ourselves and others in the process of simply trying to be happy. And by the time we realize these were, in fact, moments of happiness, it's too late: those moments are now memories.

Happiness can't be bottled. It can't be smoked, swallowed, shot or ejaculated. And there is no end game: you never cross the finish line and are suddenly happy. Even when all your wildest dreams come true, you still pursue happiness.

Thankfully, human beings are at their happiest when they feel they're at their most productive. So the only real happiness is the pursuit of happiness. When we chase happy, we feel our best. Life is about the journey, not the destination - so while the idea of happiness sounds great, it’s actually the pursuit of happiness that provides the most contentment. And in that pursuit, we are ultimately at our happiest.

- Kevin Smith

 

Quote Of The Day Archive


The Dumping Grounds

May 19, 2015 | 1 Comment » | Topics: The Dumping Grounds |

funny pictures and videos of the day

funny pictures and videos of the day

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Hot Babe Of The Day #2: Alexandra

May 19, 2015 | 2 Comments » | Topics: Babes |

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You Could Use Another Hilarious Poop Story In Your Life

May 19, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Story |

virgin poop story

When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shiet to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn’t aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.

Let me set the scene. Her parents are away. We have her house to ourselves. She was always a little kinky so she demands we do it in her parents bed. I walk in to a candle holocaust. She’s been working on this all day apparently, and its as bright as high noon in there with the lights off. Which is good, because she proceeds to do a sweet, sexy little dance for me. At 16, she was AMAZING. For those of you who never experienced a female at that age, I pity the fool.

Now I’m sitting on the bed, watching this dance. I smile and tell her how good she looks. Unfortunately, most of my attention is focused on the dull throbbing from my sphincter and the large amount of intestinal discomfort associated with not dropping duce in days. But somehow I still get hard and we go to town. She starts out on top, then we switch. I bend her over the bed, and I even smack her ass (a ballsy move at the time, but she loved it). Due to my built up distraction, I last for what seems like FOREVER. She can’t stop moaning and telling me how good it feels, and then she says what every man wants to hear “I want to make you cum in my mouth.” I fu*king love women.

So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say “tell me if you like this”. Then I feel it.

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Music Of The Week Archive


An Airline Passenger Took A Dump So Foul They Had To Make An Emergency Landing

May 19, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Story |

plane forced to land because someone took a dump so foul

TelegraphA British Airways flight to Dubai was forced to return to Heathrow Airport when a “smelly poo in the toilet” became unbearable for passengers.

The pilot announced that the long haul flight had to be aborted, after cabin crew were unable to prevent the pungent odour emanating from an overflowing toilet.

Around 30 minutes in the seven-hour flight, the plane returned to London amid health and safety concerns.

Hertsmere councillor Abhishek Sachdev, who represents Potters Bar Parkfield was on the plane and said it was “insane” that passengers had to wait 15 hours for another flight due to a “smelly poo in the toilet”.

He told Mail Online: “The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd. “About 10 minutes later he said you may have noticed there’s a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets.”

Mr Sachdev, who was not seated near the toilet in question, said: “He said it was liquid faecal excrement, those are the words he used. “He said it’s not a technical fault with the plane, and he was very adamant about that.”

The captain said the plane’s crew had investigated the problem, but were unable to fix it, so the plane would need to return to London for health and safety reasons.

 

I would be so proud if I were the pooper. I’d have lifetime bragging right and It would be an awesome story to tell the grandkids. “Gather round children, there was one time when your old granddad took a dump so wretched, it brought down a freaking plane!" Legends of my sh*t will be passed down from generation to generation.


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Feed Your Brain With These 15 Fascinating Facts

May 19, 2015 | 1 Comment » | Topics: Interesting |

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fascinating facts

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15 Majestic GIFs For Your Consideration

May 19, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: GIFs |

Sanitation workers put a discarded Foosball table to use one last time

 

Zooming out of the most recent image of the Andromeda galaxy, more than 60,000 light years across, shows more than 100 million stars


 

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Hot Babe Of The Day: Andrea

May 19, 2015 | No Comments » | Topics: Babes |

hot babe andrea

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