1. heroic dose
A very large quantity of hallucinogenic substance, that, when ingested, results in a powerful and often life-changing trip.
I was at a psytrance festival in Hungary called SUN. I took way to much acid (about 3-5k mcgs or even more), i just drank it like water and gave away all my money and acid (worth about €1k), because i wanted to leave the physical-material realm and only live as spirit.
So i continued to run around butt naked and had the most intense almost never ending trip:
I became a dog; a stone fossil of the last human; i talked with alien life forms; i was a kobold hiding in the shadows; became Jesus, Hitler, a god that juggled with star systems; the last Jew; i experienced being cremated as a Jew inside a German combustion engine; i was a skull collecting mass murderer; i layed in the bushes and became one with Gaia; i flew with the light of a star to infinity in order to colonize it by pure thought; i lived many different past lifes and i experienced why my brother is my brother, because we hated us in an earlier life and i killed him/or he killed me and that’s why we love each other so much in our present lifes… and much more i don’t remember at the moment.
The festival already ended and i wandered into the forrest for 3 days, still tripping hardcore. I only remember fragments of this episode, but i followed some lights until i got back to the area. When i came back I was totally anxious and thought for a couple of days everyone was out to kill me in some sort of ritual.
Then i collected myself for a couple of days with the help of some organizers and workers who gave me food and clothes (because i had nothing left at all, 1500km away from home), helped them collect trash and stuff until i got a lift to the embassy in Budapest from which i called home and got money to get a train ticket back home.
It was heaven and hell and everything beyond.
edit: i just wanted to add, this whole thing was very immature, dumb and dangerous. My feet were bloody open from dacning and walking barefoot. It was so incredible mentally exhausting that i almost got insane. I thought i died and was in everlasting purgatory. For times i just wanted to die and be released. So please don’t get inspired by this, because another person with another mental characteristics could eventually not do this without serious mental or physical consequences or even worse…
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied,
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
We are so stoked that sports fashion retailer JD Sports is bringing back the iconic Stan Smith from adidas in time for the summer! Originally created in the 1970s for tennis superstar Stan Smith, the trainer has become one of the most stylish sneakers of all time as well as one of my personal favorites.
The Stan Smith is the epitome of sleek simplicity, with smooth full grain leather, perforated 3-Stripes and rubber outsole. I love this low top both for it’s quality and clean look. I can’t wait to get a hold of my pair and I am so excited for the shoes return, I am hooking up a loyal reader with a free pair in their preferred size. Just like the Caveman Facebook page and leave a comment on why you dig the site. I’ll pick a winner and send these badboys straight to your door!
Also check out JDsports.co.uk for tons of awesome adidas, nike and other sports fashion gear.
This dude made a football stadium into his personal man-cave – Bro My God
Quite Possibly The Most Awesome Thing You See Today: The Pugs Of Westeros – Ned Hardy
A Damn Fine Gallery Of Hotties Rocking Yoga Pants – Caveman Afterdark
The Humps Of Hump Day Takeover – Knowd
Alexis Ren’s Tiny Waist and Awesome Cleavage Pleases – Crowd Ignite
Abigail Ratchford shared another brain-melting slow-motion underboob video – Guyism
Nina Agdal Bikini Candids From Miami Beach – Celeb Jihad
Charlotte McKinney Just Put Kate Upon On Notice – Linkiest
The Sexiest Soccer Reporters of the World Cup – Leenks
Jennifer Lopez still looking good in a bikini – Drunken Stepfather
Ludivine Sagna is photogenic – Celeb Slam
The women of Brazil are ridiculous! – Radass
A Man Is Punctual: The Importance of Being on Time – The Art Of Manliness
10 More Photos of Arizona Hottie Brandi – Classy Bro
The 50 Funniest Summer Vacation Photos – World Wide Interweb
We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Bras (15 Pics) – Regretful Morning
This sorority deserves your full, undivided attention! – Big 10 Tens
10 Things You Don’t Appreciate Your Parents For Until You’re An Adult – Thought Catalog
Relationships are like the Big Bang of pick-up. All the rules break down. There are no routines to fall back on, and you are forced to reveal your truest self. What follows is a short list of principles I’ve found to be true in most relationships and for most (healthy) women. They are not rules. Think of them more as guidelines that can help you stay healthy, positive, and open while keeping things in perspective. Bombs away.
1. WOMEN WANT TO HAVE FUN
The old song is true. Girls just want to have fun. If you and your girl don’t have fun, don’t expect her to stick around. This is why, in surveys, women consistently list a sense of humor as the most desirable trait in a partner. It is really difficult to overstate how much this is true.
1a. Here’s what this means for you:
Learn to have fun at any time, no matter what you are doing. And don’t do it for her. Do it for yourself. If you can develop a sense of self-enjoyment, you will never be bored. For example, if you and your lady are walking, and you see a jungle gym, and she squeals and makes a break for it, don’t sulk and quietly wait for her to finish playing. Instead, run as fast as you can, push her out of the way, climb to the top, rip your shirt off, and scream, “I am the king and this is my kingdom! You will never defeat me, infidel!” And when she tries, pounce on her and tickle her until she pees in public. It doesn’t have to be that extreme, of course. Throw popcorn at her during a movie. If she drags you into a women’s clothing store, pull some shiet off the rack, try it on, and ask the clerk’s opinion. Tackle her into bed. Smile. Laugh. Make some memories, for fuk’s sake. Be playful, and never, ever say no to fun.