And you thought the local meathead at your gym was a douchebag, this guy takes the cake and the whole damn bakery too. They call him Zyzz and his is a total toolbag in every sense of the word. Your comments please…

A match made in heaven? I think so.

Girl Goes Crazy Over Pizza At LSU

Impatient Douchebag At What-A-Burger Gets Ass Whopping

If any of you guys watched that pathetic Monday Night Football game last night, you might have noticed three things. First, the 49ers trampled the Cardinals with ease. Second, Cardinal’s quarterback, Derek Anderson couldn’t score a touchdown if his life depended on it. And thirdly, if you stuck through till the 4th quarter you might have noticed Derek Anderson trading laughs with Arizona guard, Deuce Lutui, while the team was down 18 points. Thanks to the guys over at BroBible.com, we have a video of Derek Anderson responding to his faux pas and subsequently melting down and storming out of the room in a huff.

Under the guise of promoting awareness to homeless people, Orange County based hardcore hip hop band The Imperial Stars, stopped a truck in the middle of the 101 freeway, jumped out, plugged in their instruments, and performed their latest single, “Traffic Jam 101.” in the middle of rush hour traffic yesterday, halting traffic for hours.

This story hits close to home, because if you’re from LA and your drive a car, you already know how bad traffic is and for some douchebag band to add more time to your commute for shameless self promotion is just absurd. I think they should all be executed, it’s only fair.

via Boing Boing

A swarm of Guidos dancing and vogueing to some unce unce music on the beach….I think I know where we should drop the next Atomic Bomb.

Here’s a compilaton of douchebag hipsters who sit high on a pedestal, thinking all day of ways they are better than you…

The best way to understand the phenomena known as the ‘Popped Collar’ is to read a quick definiton from Urban Dictionary:

The act of popping up the collar of a polo shirt, so it covers the neck. Twenty years ago kids in ghetto wore their collars popped, now it is a trend among frat boys and preps. A common look for the frat boy is to wear a pink polo shirt with the collar popped. The pink shirt fools sorostitutes into thinking that frat boy is comfortable with his sexuality, when in reality, every sixth word out of his mouth is faggot.

Here’s a video of some ultra douchebag slapping a girl in the face after she refused to give him his number. Hopefully karma comes in the form of a loaded .45…

Here’s a clip of a roided up douchebag trying to impress the ladies of Youtube with his muscular implants. You gotta give him some props for having the gull to get bigger tits than Heidi Montag.

Linkage:

Top 10 Best Stand-Up Comedians – Ned Hardy

Sami Salo Takes A Puck To The Groin [video] – Total Pro Sports

How Not To Park An Audi TT [video] - Totally Crap

Audrina Patridge – Birthday Bikini Candids – NS4W

Jennifer Lopez’s Big Butt in Monaco – The Nip Slip

Betty White loves metal music…totally awesome [video] – Ned Hardy

The G4 Star Wars Car Wash is pretty sweet – LAX Time

Miss USA Kristen Dalton Disgraces Her Country – Celeb Jihad

Tila Tequila Still Wants Your Attention - Don Chavez

Lindsay’s Fanny Pack Ass Block – City Rag

Katy Perry Is The Strangest Hot Chick We Know (PHOTOS) – F-Listed

Hayden Panettiere and her girlfriend are playful – Glamzilla

As you might have already read on TMZ, Tito Ortiz is currently locked up in jail for allegedly beating up Jenna Jameson. I’m thinking he beat her up because he is such a fucking hack and can’t beat anyone else up in the UFC. Here’s a look back at a few of his fights that I’m sure he would love to forget.

Chuck Liddell Doesn’t Take Kindly To Wife Beaters

Choked Out By Guy Metzger

Frank Shamrock Unleashes A Can Of Whoop Ass

Chuck Won’t Quit With That Ass Whopping