8 Food Items That Will Help Me Achieve My Goal Of Obtaining A Heart Attack Before The Age Of 35
Monday, July 25th, 2011The Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI) has just handed out their 8 Xtreme Eating Awards “dishonorees” for 2011. The winners, unveiled in their Nutrition Action Healthletter, include burgers topped with pork belly and fried eggs, meatballs stuffed with provolone, and grilled cheese sandwiches stuffed with deep-fried mozzarella sticks. So unless you’re Ron [...]
The Fool’s Gold Loaf Can Be Contributed To Elvis’ Obesity And Subsequent Demise…I Want One!
Tuesday, March 15th, 2011When a sandwich has the dubious nature of contributing to someone’s demise and when that same man will fly thousands of mile in a private jet on a whim to enjoy it on the tarmac of a airplane hangar, then you know for a fact that every warm blooded male needs to enjoy such a [...]
The Guys At Epic Meal Time Are Back At It Again: A Chili Fueled By Four Loko!
Wednesday, January 12th, 2011I can’t reiterate how much I love the guys over at Epic Meal Time. Their dedication to excess, bacon and everything awesome inbetween gets me everytime. In their latest installation, they conjure up an epic chili, fueled by a fucking Four Loko, bacon, bacon and oh yeah I forgot to mention…MOAR BACON! These guys are [...]
The Most Insane Egg Roll You Will Ever Lay Your Eyes On
Tuesday, January 4th, 2011The guys over at Epic Meal Time are back at it again with their journey into food perversion and have constructed a monstrosity that no human has ever dare to consume until today. It’s an egg roll with the entire left side of the chinese menu as the freaking filling! I’m thinking anyone attempting to [...]
I Love EpicMealTime And Their Gluttonous Ways: Introducing Fast Food Sushi
Wednesday, December 8th, 2010Dude I can’t tell you how much I love the internet and its obsession with bacon and extreme, heart attack inducing, food concoctions. The guys over at EpicMealTime have taken that obsession and taken it to the N-th degree with their monstrosities that should be banned by every single first world country with a semi [...]
Is Your Heart Strong Enough To Handle This Massive Meat Log? 5826 Calories, 747 Grams Of Fat!
Wednesday, November 17th, 2010Holy Shit! I posted some insane food concoctions over the years but what you are about to lay your eyes takes the cake, your cake and everybody else’s cake and eats the damn thing. My powers of rhetoric are useless to describe a thing of such beauty and perversion. Just check out the damn video [...]
Free Climbers Are Ridiculously Insane…But In An Awesome Way…Check Out These 3 Videos And Share My Sentiment
Wednesday, November 17th, 2010I’m not sure how to start out this post. I want to express my complete and utter respects for anyone engaged free climbing and at the same time I don’t want to diminish the awesomeness of what they do and of what they accomplish with my mediocre writing skills and so I will leave at [...]
The Fast Food Orgy Pizza
Tuesday, October 19th, 2010Here’s a damn awesome video of 2 dudes concocting a pizza of epic proportions. The description of the video is all you need… Ronald McDonald, Wendy, A&W bear, Taco Bell Dog and Colonel Sanders have a wild orgy covered in tomato sauce on some dough under cheese. This pizza is their baby…and we eat babies…
10 More Awesome Food Concoctions Of Epic Proportions
Tuesday, October 5th, 2010Here are 10 awesome food creations by people who clearly don’t give a fuck about their heart. All these pictures were taken from the good people at ThisIsWhyYou’reFat, so don’t crucify me for not crediting them. Death Sausage 3 pounds ground beef, 2 pounds country sausage, 2 pounds smoked bacon, 1 pound andouille sausage, 1 [...]
15 Extreme Food Concoctions Of Epic Proportions
Tuesday, August 24th, 2010If you want to give your heart a big FUCK YOU, eat one of these 15 extreme food concoctions. Monster Baby Meat Sandwich 14 slices of bread, fried sausage, surimi bread, onion rings, eggs, bacon, cheese, house mayonnaise, steak with fried ham, savoyard tartiflette, salami, pickles, red onion, salad, veal cutlet, cooked onion, and mountain [...]
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