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The Most Awesome Movie Ever

admin — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 16:59:52 +0000

When you combine big boobs, Japanese, zombies, cosplay, hot Asian women with big boobs, chainsaws, gore and did I mention big boobs? You undoubtedly have the premise for one of the greatest movies ever made…Big Tit Zombie 3D. Check out the trailer below, although I have to warn you that the awesomeness contain within the trailer might make your head explode.

via I Heart Chaos

The Most Interesting Man In The World Has A Rival

admin — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 22:19:15 +0000

His name is Professor Himonya and his ‘How To Make People Angry’ video series just reeks of awesomeness!

What To Do With Business Cards

A Bizarre Lesson In Showing A Woman Interest

The Title Of This Video Should Be Renamed ‘Awesome’

Japanese Toilets Kick Major Ass

admin — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 00:45:17 +0000

With features like: pre-warmed seats, massage options, auto-lid opening with proximity sensor, blow dryer, germ-resistant seat, air conditioning, glow-in-the-dark surface, dual water jets with soap mixture, music, and O-Zone deodorant systems, the Japanese toilet is hands down the best toilet ever made. If it came with a refrigerator and had a screen to browse internet porn, I probably would never leave the bathroom.

WTF: Japanese Edition

admin — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 19:56:05 +0000

Besides sushi, if there is one thing that the Japanese are synonymous for it would definitely have to be WTF. Hare are 16 awesome Japanese related pictures that leave you scratching your head in bewilderment.

Japanese Fugu

admin — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 01:43:59 +0000

How many food items do you know of that could lead to immediate death? Fugu is one of the most fascinating and notorious dishes in the world. Prized in Japan as a delicacy, it is prepared from the flesh of the pufferfish (Fugu is the Japanese word for pufferfish). The flesh itself is edible, but the skin, liver and ovaries contain lethal amounts of the poison tetrododoxin. If these any of these elements are consumed, then the effects are often deadly. Japanese chefs who prepare Fugu endure as much training as American doctors to prepare it. The chefs must memorize the exact layout of the fish and where every drop of poison is, before they are allowed to serve and prepare it. In Tokyo, which has one of the most rigorous programs, training takes from five to seven years, and includes an apprenticeship and an exam. Fugu is the only food in which the emperor was not allowed to eat. Those who eat Fugu report a sensation of novacaine as if they were just injected by a dentist. Tetrodotoxin is allegedly 160,000 more potent than cocaine, and 1250 times deadlier than cyanide.

The taste is described by many as “heavenly,” a mild white meat, like chicken, with a unique crunchy texture.

The Dramatic Chipmunk Breaks Out And Gets His Revenge

admin — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 04:18:01 +0000

The dramatic chipmunk who’s Youtube clip started a sensation on the internet pretty much had enough of the mockery and ran amuck in the video below….the warning signs were there, no one listened.

Brutal Japanese Sniper Prank

admin — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:49:20 +0000

Here’s a video of some crazy Japanese prank show duping some poor dude into thinking a sniper is shooting at everyone in the room. The look on his face says it all. I’m all for hidden camera prank shows but this is taking it too far.

Terrifying Sniper Prank on Japanese TV – Watch more Funny Videos

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11 Awesome Things You Can Find In A Japanese Vending Machine

admin — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 01:15:23 +0000

Apparently, you can find anything in a vending machine in Japan.

Eggs

Panties

Lobster

Neckties

Porn

Sex Toys

Umbrellas

Uno

Used Panties

Vacuum Bags

Vegetables

Top 10 Craziest Japanese Toys Of All Time

admin — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:44:57 +0000

Here is a compilation of the top 10 craziest Japanese toys of all time. From a poo and pee doll to a roadkill cat, we present you with the craziest of the craziest.

Kaba-Kick!

By the look on this kid’s face, this is either the most fun or most painful toy on the market, which makes sense because it’s a kid’s version of Russian Roulette.

Poking Box

The object of this toy is to stick your finger in the box and poke the animated characters that appear on the screen, almost like a molestable Tamagachi.

Roadkill Cat

Don’t bother telling your little one the cat was sent to “go live on a farm.” Just throw them this toy and they’ll figure it out on their own. Perhaps they’ll enjoy it as much as the little boy on the front?

Mugen Peri Peri

This little toy is designed to mimic the sound and feeling of opening a package…only it has nothing inside. It should make for HOURS of fun!

5 Second Timer

The object of this toy stopwatch is to see how accurately you can stop on exactly 5 seconds. The reward is intrinsic and the frustration endless!

God Jesus Robot

God sometimes takes too long to answer prayers, so when you need an answer right away, try God Jesus Robot! Made by Bandai in the 1980′s, this robot holding a cross was designed to answer questions, similar to a Magic 8-Ball.

Toy Register

The toy that teaches your kids the eight food groups: toys, corn, butter, beer, music, steaks, cakes and apples!

Pee & Poo Dolls

These are supposed to aid in toilet training, but the sad look on the excrements’ faces lead us to believe they just aid in psychological damage.

Lokuloku Pig Toy

This awesomely weird toy lets you squish a pig into jelly. We’re not sure if it returns to its former shape or not, but either way you get to watch it melt.

Bandai Micro Toys

You put these little guys in your bottled water to make it more…fun. Nothing like seeing a long-legged creature in your drink to encourage laughs!