5 Pearls Of Scottish Wisdom
Sunday, February 12th, 20121. Money cannot buy happiness but…somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive [...]
10 NES Final Boss Fights That Will Jump Kick You Back Into The 90′s
Wednesday, February 8th, 2012I’m still stuck in the 90′s. I don’t think I will ever get over it. The carefree days of playing video games, taking a break when the ice cream man rang his jingle and not having to worry about bills, insurance, rent, office politics, and the myriad of other bullshit that seems to haunt being [...]
The Definitive Guide To Extraordinary Sexual Moves Performed By Men
Thursday, January 5th, 2012Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary sexual activities that can be performed by men: 1. Hot Lunch – While receiving head from a woman, you proceedto shit on her chest. (A.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer) 2. The Stranger – Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, [...]
36 Undeniable Life Truths
Saturday, December 24th, 20111. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for [...]
19 Minor, Everyday Victories That Are Way Enjoyable
Wednesday, December 7th, 2011(via) Whenever I’m waiting for the bus and it stops so that the door is right in front of me. Getting that popcorn kernel unstuck from in between my gum and tooth. Go to public bathroom and it’s empty! When I’m approaching a red light and don’t have to brake before it turns green again. [...]
31 Valuable Lessons I Learned From Watching Movies
Thursday, December 1st, 20111. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade – at any time of the year. 2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her. 3. All [...]
10 Guys Who Will Not Be Getting Laid Tonight…Or Ever For That Matter
Monday, August 29th, 20111. The dude that loooks like he is capable of chopping you up
Top 10 Signs You’re Whipped
Monday, August 22nd, 2011There comes a time in a man’s life when he should grow up and get serious about a relationship. Maybe that’s true for some, but surely that doesn’t mean you have to submit to the ways of a dominant and controlling woman, does it? You don’t have to cower in the corner with your emasculated [...]