As part of what looks like an “art instillation”, three guys found a grimy, disgusting mattress in the middle of the woods that was obviously used for some back alley romping, and cleaned it up a bit. The good Samaritans changed the sheets, planted some flowers, and even left a Tupperware organizer full of clean panties and condoms (wrap it before you tap it, kids). The fuck mattress had become the love mattress!
When I’m drunk, it’s last call, and the only girl left at the bar keeps glancing at me
Watching the final play of the NFC Championship with my Packers fan roommates
This post is dedicated to the skillfull art of standup comedy….those bits that have successfully made you cry with laughter. I’m going to start this baby off with a few of my favorite standup clips and if you want to add yours, post the link in the comment section and the video will show up for everyone to enjoy. If you are thinking about posting a Carlos Mencia clip, get off my site!
Bill Burr- Women Are Assholes
When the teacher says: everyone passed, except for one student