This Is What Happens When Your Dad Finishes The First Season Of Game Of Thrones And You Ask Him To Name All The Characters
Ah, yes. It’s getting late, Mom and Dad aren’t yet back from their late dinner, little brother’s asleep in bed, so you take a chance. You flip through the channels to find those peach-colored zig-zag lines and the static buzz that clears up occasionally to allow the sounds of the grunts and moans and the slap of flesh on flesh. Feverishly you jiggle the cable wire just so, hoping to get the picture to come in clearly for just a minute, nervously keeping one eye on the steps in case little brother wakes up and an ear cocked for the sound of the car pulling up in the driveway. You know what’s just behind those jumbled images on the screen and it drives you almost wild knowing you are justthisclose to seeing real live sex on TV. And just as you can’t stand it any more, your heart pounding and your throat dry, just when your sweet imagination carries you off, the picture clears up for just that one brief shining moment, and you realize you’re fapping to the Mexican wrestling channel.