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A Day In The Life Of A Male Pornstar

April 11, 2017 | 1 Comment » | Topics: TRUTH |

By Tyler Knight

I’m hopped up on Viagra tossing an Asian girl back and forth with Malik like we’re Joe Montana and Jerry fucking Rice.  Chemically enhanced, my skull is crunchy cereal caught in a vice from the Inquisition and I’ve got a tone in my ears from my own private emergency broadcast station, wailing just for me.

“Cut,” says Jackson.  “We got enough vag, let’s get the anal.”

Great, ass spelunking. I’ve never been a fan of the Sodomy Arts. When you see me digging in a girl’s asshole, it’s all about the money.

“Are you clean?” I ask the girl.

The female talent’s preparation for an anal sex scene begins a day before she sets foot on set. This is when she stops eating. In a perfect situation, the girl has the discipline to fast for the entire day.  If on the day of her scene there are pages of dialogue to shoot, the girl may still have to wait around for an additional half day before the filming of the sex actually starts. This is because dialogue is always filmed before the sex scene to preserve the girl’s hair and makeup.

Food catering, a.k.a. craft service, offers temptations. Because of expediency, craft service is almost always fast food like Mexican. Or Chinese. Often there’s Starbucks delivered to set, which could restore her food depleted energy levels. Today is no different.


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